King of the Hill

[mattie]

I asked you to move on nicely and you did

MY HILL

[Ratburntro44]

Well, if Journey to the Center of Hawkthorne is out as a way for me to always come back to life…

Stephan Pastis makes me un-die again.

I give you a fruit basket. You leave the hill. My hill.

[guineazilla]

I give you a piece of candy
I throw it at you and you get a massive concussion and I kick you off giving you a bigger concussion. My hill.

[>(FM)<]

I call a artillery strike on the hill, everyone on the hill parishes, i soon take the hill
FM's Hill

[Ratburntro44]

I recover from my concussion. I kick over FM's artillery and use a toy helicopter to lure him off of the hill.

My hill.

[neoexdeath]

I lure you with a candy off the hill.
My hill.

[Ratburntro44]

I throw it at you and you get a massive concussion and I kick you off giving you a bigger concussion.

My hill.

[neoexdeath]

Well, I heal myself for those concussions and

I throw it at you and you get a massive concussion and I kick you off giving you a bigger concussion.

My hill.

[Ratburntro44]

I eat it and it gives me superpowers. You flee in terror.

My hill.

[mattie]

sadly for you the powers never lasted longer than 5 mins so got out my tommy gun and killed you

My hill.