Corrupt a WISH

[Slengar]

Granted, now the pain only lasts until the day before you die.

I wish David Cameron would drop down dead.

[guineazilla]

Granted, he falls on you though, and the blow puts you in a coma for the rest of your life.
You're in a coma
Now you can't play Vortex Wars.
You are a SUCKER.
I wish for a haiku.

[vortexkiller12]

Granted but u get amnesia and forget the word

I wish it would get a little bit warmer

[neoexdeath]

GRANTED, but then it's too hot
I wish that I could control the time on Earth.(easy to corrupt if you know whats "dimmension ballance")

[Slengar]

Granted, but as modern technology never works, your time-controlling-device malfunctions and blows up.

I wish for a sandwich.

[neoexdeath]

Who said that I would use a machine?
GRANTED, but it's the rotten sandwich.
I wish for slengar.

[guineazilla]

Granted, but he turns out to be an assassin and assassinates you for....
Me of course.

[neoexdeath]

Grabted, but everyone wants to kill you because you didn't wish anything.
I wish that I would have a pen that writes by itself (and has an infinite source of ink) what I want.

[tonyy4]

granted, but the pen has such horrible writing skills you can't read anything it writes
i wish for the rest of the posts here, nobody can corrupt anyone else's wish, instead it will all be helping someone wish become even better than what they wished for!

[strafe12]

-.- Granted, but then it just returned to the regular way because it was better that way.

Don't mess with the game. :[

I wish that tonyy would just leave us alone, because everything he is saying is getting practically nowhere. (Plz Grant it)