Corrupt a WISH

[guineazilla]

Granted, but now people are going to rob you of all your stuff because they think you're rich.

I wish for nothing.

[strafe12]

Granted, but you turn into nothing...

I wish I had remembered to post a wish and it was uncorrectable.

[guineazilla]

Granted but you have to wish for the thing you bate the most.

I wish for 2SFH

[neoexdeath]

GRANTED, it's out already xD
I wish that everyone will my friend (except my enemies).

[guineazilla]

Granted hit everyone is your enemy so you have no friends.

I wish I could find a good music app so I canmake good music with my kindle that can't die ans has infinite battery power and I coloild listen to it all the time eloopnhole and I
Nobody but the granter dies from this.
Meg who am I kidding you"ll still find a loopnhole.

[Slengar]

Granted, but you have the wrong batteries in it and it becomes locked in a permanent state of hibernation, making you so stressed that you're left in a critical condition for the rest of your life.

I wish for another wish.

[guineazilla]

Granted but your wish is for me to get better.

I wish for something. I'm not sure what. I mean it can't be to bad ca it?

[neoexdeath]

GRANTED, a meteorite fall on the earth damaging (killing) only you.
I wish for poo

[Slengar]

Granted, but you're constipated for the rest of your life.

I wish these damn guests would go away.

[guineazilla]

Grantged, the go away from the forum and into your house.

I wish for something that isn't death or pain for the rest of my life (Or my guinea pigs)