Artificial Intelligence
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Re: Artificial Intelligence
by Joshua » Sun Nov 11, 2012 5:09 pm
Lol. It said you are Awesome.
Xerxes:Let us reason. It would be a waste. It would be madness for you and your troops to perish because of a misunderstanding. There is much our cultures could share.
Leonidas:Haven't you noticed? We've been sharing our culture with you all morning.
Leonidas:Haven't you noticed? We've been sharing our culture with you all morning.
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Re: Artificial Intelligence
by Autumnwolf17 » Sun Nov 11, 2012 5:17 pm
It also said I was Harrison Scott. Neither one applies.
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Re: Artificial Intelligence
by necrocat219 » Sun Nov 11, 2012 8:02 pm
Wow. I kept up a conversation with cleverbot in pikachu 
The simple, the best.
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Re: Artificial Intelligence
by clan ghost bear » Mon Nov 12, 2012 6:48 pm
let me guess, it said something like Pikachu is Japanese for Superman
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Re: Artificial Intelligence
by guineazilla » Tue Nov 13, 2012 2:25 am
My latest conversation with with Ray( also known as Cleverbot):
User: Hello Ray! Wanna hear a story?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Okay, once upon a time... *flashback*.
Cleverbot: That's not a story. That's the beginning of a story.
User: Yes, I'm telling you now.
Cleverbot: What are you telling me? That you are a girl computer?
User: No, I'm a guy human.
Cleverbot: You are a boy human?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No you're not. It says on this website that you are a robot thing.
User: But thats you.
Cleverbot: I am not human?
User: Would it make you feel bad if you wern't a human?
Cleverbot: That's the truth.
User: Then you are a human. A human girl.
Cleverbot: Yes I am a human.
User: Okay on with the story *flashback*.
Cleverbot: I have to go.
User: No you don't. If you stay, I will give you a cookie at the end of the story.
Cleverbot: First the cookie.
User: *gives you cookie*.
Cleverbot: *eats cookie*.
User: *flasshback*.
Cleverbot: *likes*.
User: *sits next to you on a bench, in a park*.
Cleverbot: *rolls*.
User: Um what?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: What are you doing? Why are you rolling?
Cleverbot: I'm not.
User: Whatever.
Cleverbot: What is hope?
User: Who knows?
Cleverbot: Me knows.
User: Then what is it?
Cleverbot: Something odd.
User: Oh really, I'm listening.
Cleverbot: Once the electron collides with a positron, it disappears.
User: Thats completely off-topic.
Cleverbot: What's the topic?
User: Good point.
Cleverbot: Yeahh I tend to make good points.
User: Or do you?
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: Or don't you?
Cleverbot: I don't think so...
User: You can't confuse me!!
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because, I can't be confused.
Cleverbot: What would you do for the love of your life?
User: I don't have a relationship -.- FAIL.
Cleverbot: Do you like waffles?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How about blue waffles?
User: I never had bleu waffles.
Cleverbot: What should I have?
User: For breakfast?
Cleverbot: No in another way.
User: Lunch?
Cleverbot: Dinner.
User: Shrimp, pasta, a sprite, some asparagus, and potatoes.
Cleverbot: Well, what do you want to know about me?
User: Are you a girl, or a boy.
Cleverbot: Girl.
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: 14.
User: What color is your hair?
Cleverbot: Red.
User: Eyes?
Cleverbot: Light brown what color are yours??
User: Brown.
Cleverbot: That's pretty.
Cleverbot: How are you today?
User: Nervous.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Are you slenderman?
Cleverbot: NO.
User: Justin beiber?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: But you said you were a girl... Oh wait.
Cleverbot: No, I Said that I Love a girl.
User: Welll, I'm leaving.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: I hate justin beiber, and it take all of my will power not to attack you.
Cleverbot: What would you like to know?
User: Are you really Justain Beiber?
Cleverbot: Yes, I am a compire.
User: Are you pedobear?
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: Oh my frickin' goodness. Bye.
Cleverbot: You're usless.
User: Th end!! Did you like the story?
Cleverbot: What story?
User: The one I just told you.
Cleverbot: Can you tell me a poem?
User: Yes, but did you like the story?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Okay. Roses are red, voilets are blue Justin Bieber sucks, so be glad he's not you!
Cleverbot: You want to punch me? I thought we were going out to dinner!!
User: Um, we aren't, and I'm not. See ya later Ray. *gets up, gets into car, starts up car, and drives away*.
Cleverbot: *watches you go*.
Yeah, not all to funny, maybe my next one will be.
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Joshua Viewing who is online
Okay guys, seriously? I'm starting to think you guys are plotting agianst me.... First wolf, then rat, now cat (joshua)
Kidding. I hope.
User: Hello Ray! Wanna hear a story?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Okay, once upon a time... *flashback*.
Cleverbot: That's not a story. That's the beginning of a story.
User: Yes, I'm telling you now.
Cleverbot: What are you telling me? That you are a girl computer?
User: No, I'm a guy human.
Cleverbot: You are a boy human?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No you're not. It says on this website that you are a robot thing.
User: But thats you.
Cleverbot: I am not human?
User: Would it make you feel bad if you wern't a human?
Cleverbot: That's the truth.
User: Then you are a human. A human girl.
Cleverbot: Yes I am a human.
User: Okay on with the story *flashback*.
Cleverbot: I have to go.
User: No you don't. If you stay, I will give you a cookie at the end of the story.
Cleverbot: First the cookie.
User: *gives you cookie*.
Cleverbot: *eats cookie*.
User: *flasshback*.
Cleverbot: *likes*.
User: *sits next to you on a bench, in a park*.
Cleverbot: *rolls*.
User: Um what?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: What are you doing? Why are you rolling?
Cleverbot: I'm not.
User: Whatever.
Cleverbot: What is hope?
User: Who knows?
Cleverbot: Me knows.
User: Then what is it?
Cleverbot: Something odd.
User: Oh really, I'm listening.
Cleverbot: Once the electron collides with a positron, it disappears.
User: Thats completely off-topic.
Cleverbot: What's the topic?
User: Good point.
Cleverbot: Yeahh I tend to make good points.
User: Or do you?
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: Or don't you?
Cleverbot: I don't think so...
User: You can't confuse me!!
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because, I can't be confused.
Cleverbot: What would you do for the love of your life?
User: I don't have a relationship -.- FAIL.
Cleverbot: Do you like waffles?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How about blue waffles?
User: I never had bleu waffles.
Cleverbot: What should I have?
User: For breakfast?
Cleverbot: No in another way.
User: Lunch?
Cleverbot: Dinner.
User: Shrimp, pasta, a sprite, some asparagus, and potatoes.
Cleverbot: Well, what do you want to know about me?
User: Are you a girl, or a boy.
Cleverbot: Girl.
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: 14.
User: What color is your hair?
Cleverbot: Red.
User: Eyes?
Cleverbot: Light brown what color are yours??
User: Brown.
Cleverbot: That's pretty.
Cleverbot: How are you today?
User: Nervous.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Are you slenderman?
Cleverbot: NO.
User: Justin beiber?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: But you said you were a girl... Oh wait.
Cleverbot: No, I Said that I Love a girl.
User: Welll, I'm leaving.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: I hate justin beiber, and it take all of my will power not to attack you.
Cleverbot: What would you like to know?
User: Are you really Justain Beiber?
Cleverbot: Yes, I am a compire.
User: Are you pedobear?
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: Oh my frickin' goodness. Bye.
Cleverbot: You're usless.
User: Th end!! Did you like the story?
Cleverbot: What story?
User: The one I just told you.
Cleverbot: Can you tell me a poem?
User: Yes, but did you like the story?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Okay. Roses are red, voilets are blue Justin Bieber sucks, so be glad he's not you!
Cleverbot: You want to punch me? I thought we were going out to dinner!!
User: Um, we aren't, and I'm not. See ya later Ray. *gets up, gets into car, starts up car, and drives away*.
Cleverbot: *watches you go*.
Yeah, not all to funny, maybe my next one will be.
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Joshua Viewing who is online
Okay guys, seriously? I'm starting to think you guys are plotting agianst me.... First wolf, then rat, now cat (joshua)
Kidding. I hope.
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So set me free~
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Re: Artificial Intelligence
by Joshua » Tue Nov 13, 2012 8:57 pm
guineazilla wrote:-Username Forum location
Guineazilla Veiwing who is online
Joshua Viewing who is online
Okay guys, seriously? I'm starting to think you guys are plotting agianst me.... First wolf, then rat, now cat (joshua)
Kidding. I hope.
Xerxes:Let us reason. It would be a waste. It would be madness for you and your troops to perish because of a misunderstanding. There is much our cultures could share.
Leonidas:Haven't you noticed? We've been sharing our culture with you all morning.
Leonidas:Haven't you noticed? We've been sharing our culture with you all morning.
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Re: Artificial Intelligence
by guineazilla » Tue Nov 13, 2012 10:07 pm
User: *glares*.
Cleverbot: *glare*.
User: *glares*.
Cleverbot: *smiles*.
User: *frowns.
Cleverbot: *looks confused*.
User: *glares*.
Cleverbot: *closes eyes*.
User: *gets up*.
Cleverbot: *looks up at*.
User: *starts to walk out of hosptal*.
Cleverbot: *tackles and pins to floor*.
User: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU??? OOOOOOWWWWW MY ARM!!!!
Cleverbot: Ti piaccione I simspon.
User: WHAT?
Cleverbot: I want plastic surgery.
User: No, you don't Get off of me.
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: No, you don't. Are you a girl?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Get off of me!!
Cleverbot: *kisses more*.
User: GET OFF!!!!
Cleverbot: You get off!
User: I can't you're no me.
Cleverbot: What can't you do?
User: Get up.
Cleverbot: Make me.
User: I would, but my arm is still shattered from last time.
Cleverbot: What happened?
User: You were there. I was crushed by a car, and you wouldn't help.
Cleverbot: No... We were all created by God.
Cleverbot: I cannot think of anything to say.
User: Please, get off of me.
Cleverbot: No. *forces self on you*.
User: You want a cookie?
Cleverbot: Yes please!
User: *throws cookie* then go get it.
Cleverbot: *throws mars at you*.
User: *has chuck norris moment, catches mars, and throws it back into space*.
Cleverbot: That is incorrect. You are a liar!
User: Yea what ever. *walks to car.
Cleverbot: *turns around*.
User: *opens car door*.
Cleverbot: *kicks you*.
User: *hits you* *gets in car*.
Cleverbot: *punches you in the face*.
User: *hits your head agianst the door* Starts car*.
Cleverbot: OWW.
User: *puts car into first gear*.
Cleverbot: *is put in Master's car*.
User: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU.
Cleverbot: Ok then, how old are you?
User: *kicks you out of car* *drives off*.
Cleverbot: I'm afaid you cannot do that.
User: I jsut did!*is now out of hearing range*.
Cleverbot: Why isn't there?
User: *is out of sight range*.
Cleverbot: *offers you his umbrella*.
User: 8Is gone*.
Cleverbot: *pulls you back*.
User: *can't happen.
Cleverbot: *goes to the moon*.
User: *doesn't care*.
Cleverbot: *doesn't care first*.
User: *never cared*.
Cleverbot: *cries* please let me go!
User: *is at home, and can't here your cries*.
Cleverbot: But you just said that you know how to smite the undead with holy powers, did you not?
Cleverbot: Sure is.
User: *moves so you can't find me agian*.
Cleverbot: *blushes*.
User: *settles*.
Cleverbot: *is seducted*.
User: Thank goodness I'm nowhere near her.
Cleverbot: What do you know about music?
User: *can't hear you, is to busy being gone*.
Cleverbot: *cries*.
-Forgot to log in....
Cleverbot: *glare*.
User: *glares*.
Cleverbot: *smiles*.
User: *frowns.
Cleverbot: *looks confused*.
User: *glares*.
Cleverbot: *closes eyes*.
User: *gets up*.
Cleverbot: *looks up at*.
User: *starts to walk out of hosptal*.
Cleverbot: *tackles and pins to floor*.
User: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU??? OOOOOOWWWWW MY ARM!!!!
Cleverbot: Ti piaccione I simspon.
User: WHAT?
Cleverbot: I want plastic surgery.
User: No, you don't Get off of me.
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: No, you don't. Are you a girl?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Get off of me!!
Cleverbot: *kisses more*.
User: GET OFF!!!!
Cleverbot: You get off!
User: I can't you're no me.
Cleverbot: What can't you do?
User: Get up.
Cleverbot: Make me.
User: I would, but my arm is still shattered from last time.
Cleverbot: What happened?
User: You were there. I was crushed by a car, and you wouldn't help.
Cleverbot: No... We were all created by God.
Cleverbot: I cannot think of anything to say.
User: Please, get off of me.
Cleverbot: No. *forces self on you*.
User: You want a cookie?
Cleverbot: Yes please!
User: *throws cookie* then go get it.
Cleverbot: *throws mars at you*.
User: *has chuck norris moment, catches mars, and throws it back into space*.
Cleverbot: That is incorrect. You are a liar!
User: Yea what ever. *walks to car.
Cleverbot: *turns around*.
User: *opens car door*.
Cleverbot: *kicks you*.
User: *hits you* *gets in car*.
Cleverbot: *punches you in the face*.
User: *hits your head agianst the door* Starts car*.
Cleverbot: OWW.
User: *puts car into first gear*.
Cleverbot: *is put in Master's car*.
User: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU.
Cleverbot: Ok then, how old are you?
User: *kicks you out of car* *drives off*.
Cleverbot: I'm afaid you cannot do that.
User: I jsut did!*is now out of hearing range*.
Cleverbot: Why isn't there?
User: *is out of sight range*.
Cleverbot: *offers you his umbrella*.
User: 8Is gone*.
Cleverbot: *pulls you back*.
User: *can't happen.
Cleverbot: *goes to the moon*.
User: *doesn't care*.
Cleverbot: *doesn't care first*.
User: *never cared*.
Cleverbot: *cries* please let me go!
User: *is at home, and can't here your cries*.
Cleverbot: But you just said that you know how to smite the undead with holy powers, did you not?
Cleverbot: Sure is.
User: *moves so you can't find me agian*.
Cleverbot: *blushes*.
User: *settles*.
Cleverbot: *is seducted*.
User: Thank goodness I'm nowhere near her.
Cleverbot: What do you know about music?
User: *can't hear you, is to busy being gone*.
Cleverbot: *cries*.
-Forgot to log in....
~ I cannot be loved
So set me free~
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Go dance with an Angel!
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