I'm hoping this is the right type of post...

[Ratburntro44]

I eat a magical cookie which gives me the flag again.

[Joshua]

I make a poisoned buffet for Rat who throws up, allowing me to eat his vomit with the cookie inside, thus transporting the flag back to me.

[Chess435]

I sit there off to the side and laugh at all of you as you fight for the flag.

[Joshua]

I then decide that chess345 needs to get involved, so i install a tiny microchip inside his brain, causing him to be under my control. the microchip gives him the skill of jackie chan, the power of david haye, and the size of vladimir klitchsko, i get him to guard my flag

[Ratburntro44]

Did you forget I'm SkyNet? I take control of the microchip and make him give the flag to me.

[Joshua]

damn, i think and think and think, but i can't figure out what to do, i decide to surrender until i get an idea......

[Ratburntro44]

Yes. Temporary victory at last.

[Joshua]

at that moment i suddenly come up with an idea, i click the self destruct button on the machine i installed in to the centre of the universe, it blows up, thus destroying skynet, ratburn, me and everyone, i happen to spawn directly next to the flag, and fly to this new universes moon, i paint the flag to look like an american one, making you think it was the one that niel armstrong planted on the moon

[Ratburntro44]

Because this is a new universe, my magical cookie respawns. I eat it again and get the flag back.

[Joshua]

I punch you in the stomach, making you throw up again etc.