I'm hoping this is the right type of post...

[Norman Bates]

The alien spaceship is captured by U.S. National Defrence, and is placed under top-secret testing at Area-51. The flag is deemed "contaminated" by alien disease, and is immediatly destroyed. The flag respawns at Vatican City, and THE POPE asserts his dominance by selling it to STEVE IRWIN for $5 billion. STEVE IRWIN builds a huge bunker to guard it in, and our whole gang(Me, BRUCE CAMPBELL, BEEKER, and STEVE IRWIN) hide inside and watch Evil Dead II.

[Robomajor]

Little did you know, I recorded over Evil Dead II with that clip from "The Ring." If you have seen the movie, you would know that you all die.

[Ratburntro44]

But then it turns out you've been using the wrong flag the whole time. The real flag is hidden in my missile factory on Venus, about to be launched on a missile into the sun (the real flag is also immune to heat, meaning it will be trapped where nobody can get it).

[Robomajor]

When you launch your missile I pray to the Sun god. He then does something to stop it......(yeah I know this part isn't creative)

[Ratburntro44]

But then the Sun explodes, sending the flag back in time, where my past self brings it to Venus to wait to launch it for many years, meaning the flag was created by a temporal causality. That destroys the universe, sending the flag out of the space-time continuum. However, Someone hid TNT inside the flag. It creates a new universe where it is hidden at the center of a black hole, and where nobody named Bruce exists.

[Blissinged]

I go back in time, and capture the flag, shoving it foreward in time where there was absolutely nothing to steal it.

[Ratburntro44]

I make a new flag and decide to make that one the one we're using, because I'm so awesome that I get to do that.

[Robomajor]

Since I knew you had the power to do that, I used my mind control device to make you make the flag and hand it over to me.

[Ratburntro44]

But it turns out that I have no mind and am simply a programmed flag stealing machine. This means you have no mind to control, and thus I still have the flag.

[Robomajor]

Fine. I jump and change your programming to do my bidding. You are now under my control. >:D