Vortex Wars

by **funky monkey** » Wed Mar 28, 2012 7:31 am

Awesome400...
Yo mama is so fat that when she turns around it is her birthday.

by **techgump** » Wed Mar 28, 2012 9:18 am

Yo mama is so ugly that... well... look at you!

by **BetaGen** » Wed Mar 28, 2012 9:48 am

Awesome400 wrote:All these rules are for your own protection. (and so this topic doesnt get locked by a forum mod *cough* Betagen *cough* * cough*)

Awesome400, your momma’s so poor and fat she opened a Gmail just so she could eat the spam.

by **Vortex_Master** » Wed Mar 28, 2012 9:25 pm

BetaGen, your mamma smells so bad she makes onions cry.

by **Awesome400** » Wed Mar 28, 2012 10:18 pm

Vortex Master: Yo' Momma so old that her birth certificate says expired on it

by **Vortex_Master** » Thu Mar 29, 2012 12:23 am

Awesome: Yo' Momma is so stupid she fell for the F5 trick.

by **Awesome400** » Thu Mar 29, 2012 12:28 am

Vortex_Master: Yo' Momma so fat then when she stepped on a scale it said "To be continued..."

by **Vortex_Master** » Thu Mar 29, 2012 12:36 am

Awesome: Yo' Momma so ugly she makes people's eyes shrivle up.

by **Awesome400** » Thu Mar 29, 2012 12:39 am

Vortex_Master: Yo' Momma so ugly that when she tried out for an ugly contest they said, "Sorry no professionals".

by **Vortex_Master** » Thu Mar 29, 2012 12:54 am

Awesome: Yo' Momma so stupid she called the police on a bannanna when she was robbed.

Classic Yo' Momma Jokes