King of the Hill

[fluppa]

Seeing you sitting on that hill and you also got boring, it was decided by the goverment, that in honor of all the celebrities who died in 2016
the Hill is now under monumental protection and in a ceremony the complete Hill was handed over to me - to be the concierge. My Hill !

[neoexdeath]

I use my magical powers to kill all the members of the government, thus creating a state of general chaos, but more importantly nullifying the decision of handing the Hill over to you. I then proceed to trap you into an artificial universe created by me and finally teleport myself on top of the Hill.

My Hill! (Also, I'm pretty sure G-zilla still is in the Hill...)

[fluppa]

Krypton, 200 years ago. Many space ships were sent out to check out the Galaxy and finally find your artifical universe and me. They set me free, put me
me in a new space ship and sent me back to earth. Equipt with new Krpton weapons I was able to fight my way back on top of the hill. So - M y H I l l !
Unfortunately Krpton later exploded with just 1 or 2 survivors known today as Kal-EL and the cousion Kara.

[neoexdeath]

Unfortunately for you, I can turn ethereal at will and avoid any damage your weapons would do to me. Also, when you fought me on the Hill, I faked my death and teleported high into the sky, conjuring a huge blast of energy, which I proceed to throw to your location. The explosion that ensued obliterates you, your Kryptonian equipment and a large part of the Hill, but since G-zilla is in it, he regenerates it back to it's original form.

My Hill!

[fluppa]

Krytons technique was very advanced. I have a Time Maschine. This brings me back to the time before you teleported into the sky. Instead you are busted and
sitting now in the Hill's own prison. But your food is good, not to compare with any food you will receive in other prisons anywhere in the world. MY HILL !!

[neoexdeath]

Unfortunately for you, I can still teleport, so I simply teleport out of the Hill prison and whatever restraints I was put in to your location. I then conjure some electromagnetic waves which I use to to shutdown your brain, thus putting you into a comatose state. While you're laying unconscious, I also deconstruct the Time Machine on an atomic level, then will the atoms to re-create the Machine on the Hill. Finally, I get tired of teleporting around so I just cast a bunch of Haste spells on myself until I can break the light barrier, become ethereal to avoid death by air friction and get back to the Hill in a matter of seconds. I also obliterate the prison on the Hill.

My Hill!

[fluppa]

While I am in a comatose state the people around the Hill started an election and the result is trying to get the Hill back. They asked the gouverment for Help and they sent out the Navy Seals
who captured you while you sleeping. Before you can teleport again you received a injection which leave you unconscious. After it the scientists extract the teleport ability from your body.
YOU ARE NOT ABLE TO TELEPORT AGAIN.
So - you are sitting in the Prison of the Hill again. After it the scientists give me a new injection to wake me up and the people employ me to be the concierge again. My Hill !!!

[neoexdeath]

Unfortunately, the one the Navy Seals capture is in fact a mere Illusion, which disappears when the scientists 'try' to extract the teleportation ability from it. Meanwhile, I was resting in a secret place and then woke up when the Illusion disappeared. After that, I teleport to America and systematically obliterate every single military organization there before I teleport back on the Hill and destroy the prison there again, then incinerate your body and trap your soul into a gem I then bury into the Hill. Finally, I summon a mighty White Dragon and ask him to guard the Hill for me in exchange for gold and mana while I go back to the safety of my secret place.

My Hill!

[fluppa]

The german special force "KSK" used the midnight hours to search for the gem in which my soul was buried. KSK used special detectors and after 2 hours they were able to find the gem and also my
ashes. In a secret german laboratory near Berlin scientists were able to reconstruct my body and my soul. After a while i was back and ready for new actions. I joined the KSK which used a special
toxic gas to kill the White Dragon. KSK used the detectors again to find your secret place. You been captured while you were sleeping. KSK flew with you near Berlin and german scientists extract
the teleportation ability from your body. This time after the detectors ensure they found the right person. Therefore you are not able to teleport again !
As there is no prison on the Hill anymore you sitting now in a prison in Germany. But the food is good. ! I flew back to the Hill and built a new prison. My Hill !!!!

[neoexdeath]

Unfortunately, my secret place has an array of complex traps set up all around the place, and the only way to disable them is my magic signature, which is impossible to copy. Because they couldn't disarm the traps, most of the KSK agents are frozen, set ablaze, struck with lighting bolts, melted by various acids or simply crushed. I am, of course, woken up by all the commotion and proceed to search the minds of the survivors thus learning everything about this operation before killing them too. I then teleport to Germany, cast an invisibility enchantment on myself before becoming ethereal and find the KSK headquarters.

There, I mind control you into saying that you're in fact a member of ISIS before making you grab the nearest gun and shoot everyone in sight. Eventually, one of the guards puts you down, with a bullet in the head of course, and I capture your soul again and throw it straight to the deepest reaches of Hell.

After all this, I teleport back on the Hill, destroy the freaking prison AGAIN before willing the dead dragon's soul back into his body. After helping him make a full recovery, I apologize for asking such a dangerous favor before giving him the promised gold and returning him to the plane I summoned him from.

My Hill.