The Person Below Me
The rules are pretty simple : Try to guess what the person is doing as he posts, guess who will post next, ask a question for the next person to answer, guess what the person likes or hates, ask whether the next person would rather do "this" or "that," make up an embarrassing habit that the next person either confesses to doing or denies, etc.
And as a side-note I would also like to keep this clean. 1 third of the people reading this is probably starting to write "fapping" or "listening to Jar-Jar", please keep it from becoming dirty.
So I'll kick it off by saying that the person below me is probably eating a baby turkey alive.