Game modes in real life (Because every roll is played out by Lopdo's slaves. Longer games require body clean-up in between fights, thus lag):
Attrition: The dice summon matching numbers of soldiers, who then fight it out. Some die, so you lose some of your troops even though you won.
Hardcore: The larger side gets machine guns.
1v1q: Everyone wears the same uniform and fights FFA until one side accidentally wins.
To do this, Lopdo would need to replace his slaves with rabbits in heat. Fourth dimensional hyperrabbits that just summon more rabbits into existence as they walk.