1 - I have once been in a state of depression for almost 4 years. Having graduated high school with top-notch grades and an invite to one or two renowned schools, I applied for Cambridge and was accepted, and with a final entering examination I would have been able to study at the best school in England. However the day before the exam, I stayed up very late at a local library to prepare and was heading home when I was mugged by a group of 5 men. After a rather bloody struggle, I was hospitalized and hence was not able to attend the examination. Although I tried to talk with the school directory and doctors, I was not able to partake in the exam and missed my chance to study in an elite school. After a year in crutches, I was discharged and was fully recovered in all but mind. I had still blamed myself for letting such a great chance slip by, but refused to worry my parents and loved ones any longer and hid my feelings. I immediately applied to 10 different schools and from those I was to attend the National University of Singapore which was the 18th best university in the world by ranking at that time. It was there that I met Alice or GreenMelody, and for that I am very glad, and after a few years in Singapore my life turned the right way again. A beautiful girlfriend and soon-to-be fianceé, a guarantee in graduating one of the most elite schools in the world, a full-time job that had my wallets full for months on end, I finally overcame my depression.
2 - As a kid, I was a very chubby kid. Usually on Sundays and Saturdays, I would suggest to my neighbors to mow their lawns or walk their dogs in exchange for a small amount of money. With this money I bought so much candy and chocolate, I was 41 kilograms by the age of 8. This habit finally changed when I discovered the beauty that is sports. Naturally, I sucked and had low stamina due to fatness, I played whenever I could and spent all the money I earned to buy a new basketball or buy a ticket to the next football game. Through diligence, I lost weight tremendously fast and was actually pretty damn "toned" at the age of 13. I was considered one of the best young athletes in my town, and actually participated in many state competitions.
3 - I was apparently breast-fed until the age of 4.
4 - When I was around 14-15, I usually felt bad for homeless men and then once decided to feel their pain for one day at least. Saying that I would sleep over at a friend's place for 2 days, I got a rucksack, my warmest clothes, and a bottle of water; I walked around town, digging through trash cans and slept outside. Also they usually earn money by picking up trash from the streets and turning them in for recycling, so I did exactly that and ended up giving whatever cash I got to homeless men. It was a horrifying experience, never do it. That's my advice
5 - Pretty damn embarrassed to admit this one, but in junior high, a lot of my schoolmates used to talk about masturbation. One sleepover at a friend's house, everyone decided to bring forth their whippersnappers and masturbate in their sleeping bags. I decided to give it a shot and let one off. Liking the feeling of ejaculation I spent one month doing it whenever I could, even doing it in the school bathroom once. I was finally caught by my parents and was given a long lecture. From thereon I stopped. Shit.
6 - I may not seem like it, but I am actually a pretty hardcore drinker. Although I don't smoke, I have been drinking since 8th grade. Drinking small amounts of alcoholic soda in 8th, chugging beer by 10th, I got into vodka before I graduated. In university... oh god, every month had 2-3 drunk moments.
7 - I am going to be a father in 8 months.
I have nothing to say.