Riddles

[Dachshund]

The President!

And no, I did not look this up anywhere....

How many elephants fit into a Volkswagen?

You are correct and 1?

[BeatlesFan]

How many elephants fit into a Volkswagen?
You are correct and 1?

Nope, the answer is 4: Two in the front seat and two in the back!

Next riddle: How can you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator?

[Dachshund]

The door wont open?

[BeatlesFan]

How can you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator?

The door wont open?

Nope.

Answer: You can see his footprints in the butter.

Next riddle: How can you tell if there are two elephants in your refrigerator?

[Dachshund]

The door wont open? LOL



why do you keep doing elephant riddles

[BeatlesFan]

How can you tell if there are two elephants in your refrigerator?

The door wont open? LOL



why do you keep doing elephant riddles

Nope.

Answer: You can hear them talking.

New Riddle: How can you tell if there are three elephants in your refrigerator?

(Not to worry, We are almost done with elephant riddles)

[Bluethorn]

The door won't open? Haha

No, that's nit my answer. Since you're apparently doing a series of jokes, then they must be connected. My guess is that one was probably waiting in the Volkswagon you mentioned earlier.

[BeatlesFan]

The door won't open? Haha

No, that's nit my answer. Since you're apparently doing a series of jokes, then they must be connected. My guess is that one was probably waiting in the Volkswagon you mentioned earlier.

No, but you win the riddle part of this sequence for figuring out the end (at least close enough to get the credit).

Here is the entire sequence:

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Question: How many elephants fit into a Volkswagen?

Answer: 4: Two in the front seat and two in the back!
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Question: How can you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator?

Answer: You can see his footprints in the butter.
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Question: How can you tell if there are two elephants in your refrigerator?

Answer: You can hear them talking.
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Question: How can you tell if there are three elephants in your refrigerator?

Answer: You can’t get the door to close
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Question: How can you tell if there are four elephants in your refrigerator?

Answer: There is a Volkswagen parked outside!
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[Dachshund]

LOL now are you done?


Paul's height is six feet, he's an assistant at a butcher's shop, and wears size 9 shoes. What does he weigh?

[Bluethorn]

LOL now are you done?


Paul's height is six feet, he's an assistant at a butcher's shop, and wears size 9 shoes. What does he weigh?

One can never have enough of elephant jokes.

And to answer your question: Pork chops, raw steak, random poultry from China, or in generalosity - Meat