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Punchline

Postby Vortex_Master » Fri Jul 11, 2014 6:59 pm

So, a new game walks into the forum and...

It says, here's how this works:
You say a joke, but don't finish it. The poster below you has to try to guess the punchline and post another unfinished joke. After someone has posted below you, go back and add a spoiler to your original post with the actual punchline. I'm hoping we get some hilariously messed up jokes going. Here's an example: (albeit a bad joke)

Poster 1: So, my mom dresses like my dad, and my dad dresses like my mom...
Poster 2: They are both men.
Why does the chicken cross the road?
(Poster 1 goes back and adds a spoiler to his original post saying "they're transparent.")
Poster 3: [Punchline]
[joke]
So on.

Try to keep side conversations to a minimum, if you have a suggestion, PM me.
I hope you understand the game, if not wait until a few people post to see how it goes. It is basically just telling jokes.
No cheating, and no saying, "I don't know," unless it is somehow the punchline.
I hope you all have fun! (If not, it was a bad idea and it will die, and there will be no point to try to revive it.)

I start,

Why did the ant fall off the toilet seat?
:lol: Cheater, here's the spoiler anyway:
Spoiler: show
He got pissed off!
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Re: Punchline

Postby Codename Sigma » Sun Jul 13, 2014 7:12 pm

Because it got pissed off!
(And no fair, yes I did a google search).


Now, new question:

"Why do you keep going back to that fishing internet site"?

Spoiler: show
I wanted to stop, but I got hooked!
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Re: Punchline

Postby infected » Fri Jul 18, 2014 7:02 pm

because u cant catch it ( dont know if thats right )

y did that apple turnover
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Re: Punchline

Postby codename-ashhleyy » Sun Aug 03, 2014 5:03 pm

Because it saw the banana split.

Why couldn’t the monkey eat the banana?
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Re: Punchline

Postby Akash » Fri Feb 06, 2015 6:18 am

This is extremely pleasant and better than average post...you shook posting it....thanks a ton for posting it...!! Awesome.....!!! :geek:
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Re: Punchline

Postby Fangfallen » Sun Feb 08, 2015 3:35 pm

Akash wrote:This is extremely pleasant and better than average post...you shook posting it....thanks a ton for posting it...!! Awesome.....!!! :geek:


See kids, this is an example of why we don't do drugs.
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Re: Punchline

Postby mattie » Mon Feb 09, 2015 3:16 pm

Fangfallen wrote:
Akash wrote:This is extremely pleasant and better than average post...you shook posting it....thanks a ton for posting it...!! Awesome.....!!! :geek:


See kids, this is an example of why we don't do drugs.


whats wrong here?
Spoiler: show
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Re: Punchline

Postby BeatlesFan » Tue Feb 10, 2015 4:06 am

mattie wrote:
Fangfallen wrote:
Akash wrote:This is extremely pleasant and better than average post...you shook posting it....thanks a ton for posting it...!! Awesome.....!!! :geek:


See kids, this is an example of why we don't do drugs.


whats wrong here?


Thus proving Fang's point....
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Re: Punchline

Postby Vortex_Master » Thu Feb 19, 2015 2:49 pm

I see no joke...

So a two guys walk into a bar... (What happens?)
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Re: Punchline

Postby Fangfallen » Fri Mar 06, 2015 3:07 pm

I suspect a mild concussion, it depends, what was the point of contact when they walked into the bar?
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