Man on the left (White shirt) - "I am really having a hard time believing that you are the World's Best Cooking Expert. And no idea what I am supposed to do with this drumstick in my hand. Should I be playing a song?"
Man on the right (Black shirt) - "Cooking Expert? Get your ears checked - I said I am the World's Best Choking Expert - Now play that song or I will strangle you!"
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Now: what are they saying?