Vortex Wars

Multiplayer turn based Risk!-like game

Skip to content

Classic Yo' Momma Jokes

Would like to play any of all those popular forum games? This is place for you then
Post a reply

Re: Classic Yo' Momma Jokes

Postby clan ghost bear » Tue Jan 01, 2013 1:29 pm

yo' momma is so fat and old, when she fell down, the Americas and Africa split apart.
You Guys R Da Best, Don't know what I'll do without you
    Highlander is Outstanding
    Ratburntro is Epic
    Drone6o3 is 20% cooler
    Ozserf is Badass
    Autumnwolf is Amazing
    Techgump is GodLike
    Necrocat is Great
    Hicksy is Honest
    Joshua is Funny
User avatar
clan ghost bear

 
Posts: 1899
Joined: Thu Dec 01, 2011 8:49 am
Location: over there.
Top

Re: Classic Yo' Momma Jokes

Postby guineazilla » Tue Jan 01, 2013 7:38 pm

Yo' mamma. 'nuff said.
~ I cannot be loved
So set me free~
The Unofficial Official Vortex Wars 2 Chat!
Go dance with an Angel!
User avatar
guineazilla

 
Posts: 2894
Joined: Wed Oct 31, 2012 10:05 pm
Location: Mountanious regions in South America from Chile to Argentina
Top

Re: Classic Yo' Momma Jokes

Postby Awesome400 » Sat Jan 19, 2013 4:22 am

Yo mamma so fat that Dracula got diabetes from drinking her blood.
(Join the 2k Rebels we fight for um... justice and stuff like that. :D)

http://www.vortexwars.com/forum/viewtop ... =11&t=1733

Donate to VortexWars 2.0 Donation fund!

http://www.advizenow.com/

(Im spreading the word :P)
User avatar
Awesome400

 
Posts: 1385
Joined: Sat Nov 19, 2011 9:18 pm
Location: On Tatooine, In a galaxy far far away.
Top

Re: Classic Yo' Momma Jokes

Postby Joshua » Sat Jan 19, 2013 10:03 am

ONE-WHOSE-NAME-SHALL-NOT-BE-SPOKENONE-WHOSE-NAME-SHALL-NOT-BE-SPOKENONE-WHOSE-NAME-SHALL-NOT-BE-SPOKENONE-WHOSE-NAME-SHALL-NOT-BE-SPOKENONE-WHOSE-NAME-SHALL-NOT-BE-SPOKENONE-WHOSE-NAME-SHALL-NOT-BE-SPOKENONE-WHOSE-NAME-SHALL-NOT-BE-SPOKENONE-WHOSE-NAME-SHALL-NOT-BE-SPOKEN


Yo' Momma so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone.
Xerxes:Let us reason. It would be a waste. It would be madness for you and your troops to perish because of a misunderstanding. There is much our cultures could share.
Leonidas:Haven't you noticed? We've been sharing our culture with you all morning.
User avatar
Joshua

 
Posts: 3652
Joined: Fri Jul 22, 2011 1:34 pm
Location: In a toaster. Long story.
Top

Re: Classic Yo' Momma Jokes

Postby Awesome400 » Sun Jan 20, 2013 1:30 am

Yo' momma so fat that her cereal bowl came with a lifegaurd.
(Join the 2k Rebels we fight for um... justice and stuff like that. :D)

http://www.vortexwars.com/forum/viewtop ... =11&t=1733

Donate to VortexWars 2.0 Donation fund!

http://www.advizenow.com/

(Im spreading the word :P)
User avatar
Awesome400

 
Posts: 1385
Joined: Sat Nov 19, 2011 9:18 pm
Location: On Tatooine, In a galaxy far far away.
Top

Re: Classic Yo' Momma Jokes

Postby Joshua » Sun Jan 20, 2013 12:19 pm

Image
Xerxes:Let us reason. It would be a waste. It would be madness for you and your troops to perish because of a misunderstanding. There is much our cultures could share.
Leonidas:Haven't you noticed? We've been sharing our culture with you all morning.
User avatar
Joshua

 
Posts: 3652
Joined: Fri Jul 22, 2011 1:34 pm
Location: In a toaster. Long story.
Top

Re: Classic Yo' Momma Jokes

Postby clan ghost bear » Sun Jan 20, 2013 2:18 pm

Yo momma is so dumb that she was randomly searching google images and showed you that chart above.
You Guys R Da Best, Don't know what I'll do without you
    Highlander is Outstanding
    Ratburntro is Epic
    Drone6o3 is 20% cooler
    Ozserf is Badass
    Autumnwolf is Amazing
    Techgump is GodLike
    Necrocat is Great
    Hicksy is Honest
    Joshua is Funny
User avatar
clan ghost bear

 
Posts: 1899
Joined: Thu Dec 01, 2011 8:49 am
Location: over there.
Top

Re: Classic Yo' Momma Jokes

Postby Joshua » Sun Jan 20, 2013 5:02 pm

Yo momma so dumb she cussed you with a 'Yo momma' joke.
Xerxes:Let us reason. It would be a waste. It would be madness for you and your troops to perish because of a misunderstanding. There is much our cultures could share.
Leonidas:Haven't you noticed? We've been sharing our culture with you all morning.
User avatar
Joshua

 
Posts: 3652
Joined: Fri Jul 22, 2011 1:34 pm
Location: In a toaster. Long story.
Top

Re: Classic Yo' Momma Jokes

Postby guineazilla » Tue Feb 05, 2013 7:14 pm

Yo' mama so fat, Chicken Little screamed "THE SKY IS FALLING!"
~ I cannot be loved
So set me free~
The Unofficial Official Vortex Wars 2 Chat!
Go dance with an Angel!
User avatar
guineazilla

 
Posts: 2894
Joined: Wed Oct 31, 2012 10:05 pm
Location: Mountanious regions in South America from Chile to Argentina
Top

Re: Classic Yo' Momma Jokes

Postby Joshua » Mon Jul 22, 2013 11:09 pm

Yo' Momma so dirty she posted here just to have the 69th post.
Xerxes:Let us reason. It would be a waste. It would be madness for you and your troops to perish because of a misunderstanding. There is much our cultures could share.
Leonidas:Haven't you noticed? We've been sharing our culture with you all morning.
User avatar
Joshua

 
Posts: 3652
Joined: Fri Jul 22, 2011 1:34 pm
Location: In a toaster. Long story.
Top
PreviousNext
Post a reply

Return to Forum games

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 5 guests

Powered by phpBB® Forum Software © phpBB Group
cron