King of the Hill

[Captain_Locke]

I alert the Vatican, and they send a crack team of priests to banish Drone6o3. Then I walk to the top of the hill, and *dropkick* rat off. My hill now.

[Drone6o3]

And it came to pass, for the word of god has reached one of the Priests with a vision, and ya he preached unto them that if they condemn such a poor soul away from its home you will have cursed an innocent soul, and ya you will be punished, & so the priests fake the outing and pretended to get rid of me, so god wouldn't condemn them to hell.

So now I'm your holiest of guardian angels,

[furqi]

then you realize all this was just a storybook you were reading. I go back a few pages when i had the hill.

I have hill now

[Drone6o3]

Then God Decided to make the book a reality, and now there is a book, about you ruling the hill, you become rich and famous, but you still lack the hill.

GamerzX Hill

[furqi]

then some people turn the book into a movie. like all movies, they really mess up the book. in this movie all you guys arent even existant and i have the hill

I think i Just WOOOOON go meeeeeeeeeeee

btw

about you ruling the hill, you become rich and famous, but you still lack the hill.

if i rule the hill, dont i have the hill?

[Ratburntro44]

I think i Just WOOOOON

Never say that. You can never win. All it does is annoy people.

Anyways, because the movie wasn't made reality, you proved nothing.

[Ozserf]

EFFACÉ

[Ratburntro44]

Too bad, I have my magical cookie for dessert. I now get the hill back.

[Captain_Locke]

I wake up from a daydream I had while dozing on the hill, had some crazy people in it all fighting over my hill. I take another nap on....MY HILL

[Ratburntro44]

Then you realize that that was actually a dream... within a dream... within a dream... within a dream. And your airplane crashes on an island 1000mi off-course, and I control the DHARMA station that is... you guessed it... on top of the hill.