Vortex Wars

someone starts with a bad thing hapening.
The next person sends a post begining with but and thinks of something which will stop the first post from being bad
The the next person starts with but and types something bad ect...

eg:

Everybody got eaten by a shark.

But the shark regurgetated everybody and everyone survives.

But cats fall out from the sky and everyones head gets choped off.

But the cats turn into people... you get the idea

To start with:

Oranges invaded the earth now oranges rule the earth

Luckily, the lemons rebel.

But then everyone's hands fall off.

But this game is lame? You've asked for that!

oi

anyways to continue the game.

then people use their feet instead of hands and grow feet where there hands should be.

then all of vortex wars server blows up. that would be horrible

EFFACÉ

but the entrance collapses on you
luckily there is another you which is now busy repairing the entrance

but the other you imaginary.
but the vortex wars servers up and running.

but the vortex wars servers crash down
but there comes a new game

but sevral astroids crashes into Earth.