Vortex Wars

by **royalblue** » Sat Dec 29, 2012 9:01 pm

Yo momma's so old that the big bang made her deaf.

by **guineazilla** » Sat Dec 29, 2012 9:05 pm

Yo' mamma is so fat that the Mayans thought the world was going to end.

by **Joshua** » Sat Dec 29, 2012 9:06 pm

Yo' Momma so old, on her birth certificate it says 'Birthplace: PANGEA'.

by **guineazilla** » Sat Dec 29, 2012 9:14 pm

Yo mamma is so old she gave birth to the Sun.

by **Joshua** » Sat Dec 29, 2012 9:21 pm

Yo' Momma so fat when she gets on an elevator she HAS to go down.

by **guineazilla** » Sat Dec 29, 2012 9:27 pm

Yo' mama is so fat that astronomers thought she was Tiatan (Jupiter's moon I believe)

by **Joshua** » Sat Dec 29, 2012 9:30 pm

Yo' Momma so fat when she walks by the beach all the whales jump out the water and start singing 'WE ARE FAMILY!'.

by **guineazilla** » Sat Dec 29, 2012 9:31 pm

Yo' mamma is so fat that if you walk into her you bounce halfway 'cross the world.

by **Autumnwolf17** » Sat Dec 29, 2012 10:40 pm

guineazilla wrote:Yo' mama is so fat that astronomers thought she was Tiatan (Jupiter's moon I believe)

Titan is Saturn's largest moon. Jupiter's big four are Ganymede, Europa, Callisto, and Io.

Even yo momma knew that.

by **guineazilla** » Sun Dec 30, 2012 1:11 am

You mamma is so fat it takes several light years to cross her.
and Fail.

Classic Yo' Momma Jokes