King of the Hill

[guineazilla]

I snipe your bomb and you blow up.

[JeremiahPedoBear]

I throw a brick at your head.
Weed's Hill.

[Ratburntro44]

I freeze you and mount you as a display in rats house. My hill.

I have a frozen lightning bolt in my house now?
That sounds aw- amazing. Thanks.

I throw a can of paint at Weed.

My hill.

[neoexdeath]

I throw a cow in your face. Moo.
My hill.

[Ratburntro44]

I milk the cow, drink the milk, get strong bones. I then rip one out and hit you with it.

My hill as I slowly bleed to death.

[shocker14]

He mounts me on a hot oven which is marinating a large chicken. The ice melts and then I force to fly go near you, which you try to slap but you miss and hit yourself in the face, causing you to fall off.

My hill (finally)

[neoexdeath]

I knife your face making you fall off the hill bleeding to the death.
My hill.

[Ratburntro44]

My oven was left on with the chicken in it, it eventually starts a fire and burns you, once the fire finished I come back.

My hill.

[neoexdeath]

I get my ash resurrected and I eventually regenerate to my normal form, and by that time you were long dead.
My hill.

[JeremiahPedoBear]

I use the can of paint rat gave me to paint a fake hill, and while you guys fight over the fake hill I claim the real hill.
Weed's Hill.