King of the Hill

[highlander]

KEEP THE HILL , I HAD 4 FIRE-ANT COLONIES EMBEDDED INTO THE HILL , ENJOY.

[neoexdeath]

I pour liquid hydrogen into the ant colonies and thus pollute the hill's soil to the point where it becomes a chemical hazard zone.

But all the fire ants die so it's fine.

My ruined hill!

[Vortex_Master]

I waited three years until nature reclaimed the hill and it's no longer polluted.

MY HILL!

[neoexdeath]

However the resident mutated hermit, a.k.a. me, throws you off while you're asleep.

My not a chemical hazard zone anymore Hill!

[Vortex_Master]

I came back to the hill while you weren't looking for six months. SQUATTERS RIGHTS!

MY HILL!

[Vortex_Master]

I send Kyle Reese back in time. He steals the hill from Awesome and saves my mom, somehow. However, he dies. So now it is nobody's hill.

Kyle Reese returns to the "future" (present) and see's no one is contesting the hill any longer.

Nobody's Hill...