Vortex Community's Short Stories

[Drone6o3]

Hey >_> Clinton was a great Idiot too!
And Lincoln wasn't the brightest man either... (Although he was a badass with great intentions and heart)

[Autumnwolf17]

Santorum is the king of idiots.

http://www.youtube.com/?#/watch?v=ZaJ0z3hx51s
http://www.youtube.com/?#/watch?v=9RakkpnfQV0

[Happiness]

Santorum is the king of idiots.

Perfect summary

[guineazilla]

Drone hasn't put my stories up yet.
I feel so neglected. *cries in corner*

[Autumnwolf17]

Santorum is the king of idiots.

Perfect summary

Thank you.

[Happiness]

Due to the following reasons: 1) Too much Santorum. 2) I was going to put much more Santorum inside it, but then realized I would be destroying the world; I decided to cease continuing the story. SO I STARTED ANOTHER ONE!
Enjoy. By the way, read to the very end.

Spoiler: show

I remember this one night, I was walking across the street to the supermarket as the sky thundered and lighted up with lightning, I came across a girl crying on a bench. I approach her inquiring what the matter was, she apparently had broken up with her boyfriend of 2 years. Feeling bad for the girl, I buy her a pop and sit down next to her on the bench. The night flies as we talk about the things we enjoy in life, the sky booms and we huddle close together. In that moment I realized something, she wanted something from me. Something to warm her heart and her entire body. But I was reluctant. I had never given it to anybody before and I didn't want to give it to her. Nonetheless, it was obvious she craved it. A little while later she advances towards my cylindrical apparatus, eyes full of lust. She screams out "Give it to me now!" followed up with "I'm so wet! Give it to me now!" But regardless, there was no way I was giving it up. Eventually she takes it from me and starts fiddling with it. Trying to get it to activate. She hits the spot and it blossoms. Spreading the liquid accumulated pre-activation all over her. She didn't care. She was satisfied. She looks up gratefully into my eyes and says: " thank you so much, I feel warm all over now. My deepest gratitude for sharing your umbrella..."
The end. Not at all what you were imagining was it you pervert?

[Happiness]

Sorry for double-posting. But I feel the world needs and craves my literature.
Enjoy. Read until the end.

Spoiler: show

So there I was. Standing in a club on a fine saturday night. I was chilling around at the bar until some girl invites me to come over with her. At first I was reluctant to join her, but gave in as she actually PAID for me to accompany her. On my way to her appartment I was wondering whether or not I became a hooker. Outside her apartment, on the side of a street, we sit on a nearby bench. She instantly starts to suck me off. Feels good man... But then the cops come around, and shouts "You can't do that here!!" He grabs me by nozzle and starts walking. The vibration makes me spill my juices all over his glove. He didn't seem to mind. He then proceeded to throw me into a nearby trash can, causing me to shatter. I then realized in my final moments, that I was, in fact, a vodka bottle. The end.

[Drone6o3]

OMFG... That... Is that a Comedy? It's great

[void_singer]

I just re-posted the story I wrote onto this website:

http://www.teenink.com/poetry/free_vers ... oidSinger/

So if you vote it up, that would be cool. Or not if you don't really care or don't like it.

[guineazilla]

Drone hasn't put my stories up yet.
I feel so neglected. *cries in corner*

everyone ignores me. I'm so sad.