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-White people
-Non-White people
-Squares
-More White people
-Rick Santorum
-More Non-White people to balance it out, so nobody can call me racist
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This story took place 3 minutes ago on the summit of Mount Gangsterland. A young boy by the name of Ludacris goes about his usual daily activities such as kicking homeless testicles, drunk Rick Santorums, and random blue squares (Because 2D shapes exist on Mt. Gangsterland). He was just about to kick his 5th Rick Santorum when he noticed something strange. A RED square. Just when he was panicking and shit his pants for the 3rd time he decided it was just another square. He proceeded to throw the Rick Santorum he was about to throw onto the red square. But said Rick Santorum clinged onto his toenail and Ludacris went flying with him onto the red square. The red square, named TheRedSquare, got angry and crushed Rick Santorum with his breasts. And he turned to Ludacris and shouted "I shall spare you if you fulfill my request. I shall give you one of my breasts, and you shall go to The Land of Crack and crush 13 white people and 12 non-white people because I'm racist and red. And bring me another Rick Santorum btw >:)". Ludacris not wanting to be crushed, and also eager to have his first bewb (literally) had no choice but to accept.
~4 seconds later, at The Land of Crack~
Our main man comes into play in all swagger clothes, such as a backwards cap, dick censorship level: negative 23 underwear and the baggiest shirt possible. Oh and he also carries a baseball bat to beat down innocent civilians for protection money. The air was filled with birds flying with their buttcheeks, rabbits who walk with their dicks, and who could forget the white and non-white civilians. He then proceeds to place the bewb TheRedSquare gave him on top of the baseball bat and starts beating down on them. But then one of the Non-Whites actually happened to be none other than FM. Ludacris instantly falls head over heels for him and as a gift gives him a Fabulous Fedora. Shortly after in the hotel roo- *This Section of the story has been cut off and censored due to adult scenes such as Vin Diesel fapping with a banana, and Jennifer Lopez hooking up with Pitbull and drinks smoothies from THE SAME CUP OMFG.*-oly shit that was a good time Ludacris, especially when you wer-*The awkward recap of all that happened the last 49 seconds.*-olololol, ikr. People be jelly." But then TheRedSquare appears out of nowhere and says "YOU HAVETH DENYETH ME!... ETH!" Ludacris repliedeth "No I haven't FM counts as a Non-White and I "crushed him last night." *Bitch giggle for 14 seconds* "o_0 wtf" TheRedSquare says and flies off into a rainbow which he smacks his head on.
~Part One End. More will come. Be prepared. This will probably be the 8th installment of Harry Potter. Will Ganja Romney ever find his stolen Fedora? Or his Banana V8? Cliffhangers are fun. So are stories when they're written by someone currently on Weed. Not that I am of course... Or am I? FIND OUT NEXT ON "Harry Potter and the Shit of Ludacris!"
Disclaimer: I do not own TheRedSquare. The same cannot be said to FM, and Rick Santorum.
In all honesty, FM, sorry for using your name in this retarded story, you were the first person to show the best reaction to my first one sooo yeah <3
~4 seconds later, at The Land of Crack~
Our main man comes into play in all swagger clothes, such as a backwards cap, dick censorship level: negative 23 underwear and the baggiest shirt possible. Oh and he also carries a baseball bat to beat down innocent civilians for protection money. The air was filled with birds flying with their buttcheeks, rabbits who walk with their dicks, and who could forget the white and non-white civilians. He then proceeds to place the bewb TheRedSquare gave him on top of the baseball bat and starts beating down on them. But then one of the Non-Whites actually happened to be none other than FM. Ludacris instantly falls head over heels for him and as a gift gives him a Fabulous Fedora. Shortly after in the hotel roo- *This Section of the story has been cut off and censored due to adult scenes such as Vin Diesel fapping with a banana, and Jennifer Lopez hooking up with Pitbull and drinks smoothies from THE SAME CUP OMFG.*-oly shit that was a good time Ludacris, especially when you wer-*The awkward recap of all that happened the last 49 seconds.*-olololol, ikr. People be jelly." But then TheRedSquare appears out of nowhere and says "YOU HAVETH DENYETH ME!... ETH!" Ludacris repliedeth "No I haven't FM counts as a Non-White and I "crushed him last night." *Bitch giggle for 14 seconds* "o_0 wtf" TheRedSquare says and flies off into a rainbow which he smacks his head on.
~Part One End. More will come. Be prepared. This will probably be the 8th installment of Harry Potter. Will Ganja Romney ever find his stolen Fedora? Or his Banana V8? Cliffhangers are fun. So are stories when they're written by someone currently on Weed. Not that I am of course... Or am I? FIND OUT NEXT ON "Harry Potter and the Shit of Ludacris!"
Disclaimer: I do not own TheRedSquare. The same cannot be said to FM, and Rick Santorum.
In all honesty, FM, sorry for using your name in this retarded story, you were the first person to show the best reaction to my first one sooo yeah <3
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