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[chris1726354]

Drone hasn't put my stories up yet.
I feel so neglected. *cries in corner*

everyone ignores me. I'm so sad.

*pets Guine*

[>(FM)<]

What's with the extra "e" no need to be all fancy about it.

[chris1726354]

What's with the extra "e" no need to be all fancy about it.

[>(FM)<]

What's with the extra "e" no need to be all fancy about it.

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[Drone6o3]

I will start writing again soon.

[Autumnwolf17]

I will start writing again soon.

As long as you don't plan to make use of the "Erotica" section, I'm in full support.

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Erotica

As I stalked through the forest I spotted a thing of absolute and utter beauty, a tree. I slowly approached and when I was sure it wasn't looking, leaped upon it's woody self. I then yelped and trotted away as I tried to work the splinters out of my manhood.

[Happiness]

I will start writing again soon.

As long as you don't plan to make use of the "Erotica" section, I'm in full support.

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Erotica

As I stalked through the forest I spotted a thing of absolute and utter beauty, a tree. I slowly approached and when I was sure it wasn't looking, leaped upon it's woody self. I then yelped and trotted away as I tried to work the splinters out of my manhood.

What's wrong with the erotica section?

And for the record, they were NOT erotica. You just have an extremely perverted lewd mind.

Edit: Okay now that I read back, I will concede that the first and second one MIGHT be possible to lable as Erotica... But the third one is definitely not.

Edit 2: Is it too late to say I regret ever writing those and forevermore seal away my stash of 'greenery'?

Edit 3: Oh god why...

[Autumnwolf17]

What's wrong with the erotica section?

And for the record, they were NOT erotica. You just have an extremely perverted lewd mind.

Edit: Okay now that I read back, I will concede that the first and second one MIGHT be possible to lable as Erotica... But the third one is definitely not.

Edit 2: Is it too late to say I regret ever writing those and forevermore seal away my stash of 'greenery'?

Edit 3: Oh god why...

Just reread yours.

Feel shame, mate. Shame.