Clan Ghost Bear: hay tech gump i would like to repo-
TechGump: no you can't report me
Clan Ghost Bear:... i would li-
TechGump: or hatchu...
Clan Ghost Bear: ...(breath in)
TechGump: or skran, niogreek , hitler , ace-ball08, cody099 ,highlander , lapdo...
( 3 days of listing users name including quest X.x )
TechGump: OR! scarto!
Clan Ghost Bear: that only leaves me?
TechGump: ok you want to report Clan Ghost Bear?
Clan Ghost Bear: wait?!? no,... don't... you... DARE!!!
TechGump: ok life time band coming right up!
Guest Clan Ghost Bear: I hate you TechGump!!!
TechGump: oops another spammer =click kick button=
The End!
Not a tech gump but a mod comic word thing...
way longer then the TG one but still lol werthy.
(in Game, first inconter with karren, mid game, 5 players left )
Clan Ghost Bear: i know wut you up to? you let me live for awhile and then when i feel good about my skill again you will crush it like a bug!
Karren: wha-?
Clan Ghost Bear: there must be a reason you the most fave mod in this game? your lvl not really impressive and your not to attacky. you must have a secreat plan!
Karren: thx... I think?...
wait what?
Clan Ghost Bear: you and tech gump are in a secret anti rebbel plan! he trick us that we still under the radar, still dosn't know we exist...
Karren: I... Never... met TG?
Clan Ghost Bear: WhAt!?!
Karren: and what are the rebbelz?
Clan ghost Bear: ( everything i know a lie! ) nvm...
Karren: your ofly wei- ( about to say weird then..)
Clan Ghost Bear: I think tech gump spying on me!
( i got really paraniod after the first time i discover a mod can join a started game. aka gues who showed up late? tech gump Me:( heart attack ) Tech Gump: lol!)
Karren: i don't think so-
Clan Ghost Bear: plz save me!
Karren: (explodes) Ok >:( can you stop stoping my conversation with you and stop being parraniod! its making me parraniod...
Clan Ghost Bear:O_O Yes mam!
Karren: good... man your paraniod?
Clan Ghost bear: what do you mean?!? ( twitch)... omg tech gumps outside my window! ( no one there )
Karren: see?...
Clan Ghost Bear: your the nicest Mod i ever met... all the others ( tech gump, hatchu, niogreek ( when im winning for first time) arctic storm ( what happen to him? didn't see him in ages ) and 3 other mods i can't remember name...)
Karren: you got a bad experence with mods i can see?
Clan Ghost Bear: on 23 other webs and some othe games why?
Karren: ok....?
Karren: has left.
Clan Ghost Bear: NO!!!!!!!
I finely found i mod i liked and now shes dead!, YOU!
GuestOrNoGuest: ow crud...
(Arter a sycho run in game and kill everyone and win i use my tech gump hunting skillz to find Karren, i found her and now we play and play more and more lol'ing over my stories of the "big bad techgump and the 3 little guests"
The end...
( in game, on my kong acount.)
ClanGhostBear24:i have found you TG,and now i got everything with war coin i had, reptiles, angels, demons, upgrades 1 and 2, and 1 background and map pack, you don't stand a chance!
TechGump: could you have bought dragons and upgrades 1 n 2 if you didn't buy the races and backgrounds n maps???
ClanGhostBear24:NO!!!!!!!!!!
TechGump: LOL!!!!!!!!
clanghostbear24: thats it im going on my armorgames account ( deleat this account )
TechGump: lol! idot... you already buyed all that suff and now you destroyed it XD
(Next game)
NightShade24:NO!!!!!!!!!
TechGump: XD
TechGump: man your an idot...
NightShade24: no im insane ok!
TechGump:...
NightShade24: that wasn't exactly i was going to say... hope no one noticed that.
other 6 players in game: yes we haved.
NightShade24: i hate you TechGump!
TechGump: i didn't do anything and you insult me! now its kick time!
NightShade24: not again! @_@ ( roll eyes(face actualy means masmerised or confused))
TechGump: >:D ( kick )
Guest24242: do you even know him? i think he didn't deserve that you troll
TechGump:...
TechGump: more SPAMERS! ( kick, kick, kick,)
TechGump: now who thinks im awsome:
Remaining 3 players: ME/I ( in fear )
TechGump: now thats what i thought...
The End?
On my kongregate account
Me: hello everybody!
everyone: who the heck are you?
Me: wow... thought most people would pic me up who the heck i am like instantly
everyone: ...
Drone6o3: how the heck you know me?
Me: i am your worst nightmare!
Drone6o3: anyway you wanna join the warriors creed? its an allince in the game vortex wars.
Me: XD sorry bro but i am already in one, i am the commander of the New Rebbel Republic
Drone6o3: ( no reply yet. update soon)
(IRONY!)
in the loby waiting techgump to come back from AFK
Clan ghost bear: waiting in the loby ,do,do ,dee, dee da!
Clan ghost bear: 100 bottel of beer on the wall,100 bottels of BEER! take one down pass it arround, 99 bottles of BEER on the wall!
( 48,994,930 bottles later)
Clan ghost bear: negative 48,994,830 bottles of beer on the walLlLlL.... 483... no wait 40.... 40.... 40... 4 something on the ground!-
random dude: what the heck are you doing?
Clan Ghost Bear: wating for tech gump to go AFK and play game.... ( cough cough)
Random dude: he left 8 hours ago... and why did you go up to 48 million?
Clan Ghost Bear: (Cheacks time) its 6 A.M. on a school night.... well morning now... ow crud
Random dude: lol what?
Clan Ghost Bear: (left)
random Dude: that is one insane dude
( this did happen *galp* :s
i forgot what the random dude name but i remember it was a lvl 16 with natives)
sorry sense this one is real and still secreat i am gonna block main parts
(trying to brain wash (censord))
Alt-me: (being creepy)
Subject: (creeped out)
Alt-me: (asking questions)
Subject: Die in a fire ( @ alt me)
Alt-me: that wasn't wat i plan
Subject: (being angry, defencive, and outa charectar massivly)
Alt-me: (cry ;_; )
Alt-me: (reply to the thing The subject said) okay i go, im out peace!
Subject: okay bye thx
Alt-me: ( cries myself to sleep)
(the subject was someone i trusted and liked, i thought this would be a good opatunity to try my brain washing tactics, it turn out that i piced the wrong target and end up in a area of hatread. so now i am going to use my poetry skills and my drawing skills to make a card or a leater to the subject)
The brain wash was originally going to be a part of something i had in plan for ,every thing was planed even the time of response of the person.
but it back fired and made me emotionally distress, and somewhere in that masive cross fire i turned into a person you would find in the conner crying everytime you look. but then Drone6o3 and rainbowdash20cooler helped me out and now i stop the crying in day but i still have
me and drone
Drone6o3: you will die for attacking random mods and tech gump!
clan Ghost bear: we changed , we where only doin our job? can you let it go?
Drone6o3: NEVER!
clan ghost bear: we no more mercs anymore = no more tech gump attacking.
Drone6o3: sense when?
(3 days later)
Clan Ghost Bear: okay and thats 532 reason why the rebbels changed to the New Rebbel repuplic
Drone6o3: so no tech gump killing?
Clan Ghost Bear: not on my watch. why you ask?
Drone6o3: so me no have to try to rip out your guts and use it for a tank tracks?
Clan Ghost Bear: no?....
Drone6o3: YAY! i wanna be your best friend!
CLan Ghost Bear: Okay?...
Dose anyone know what this can be called? not exactly comix cuas comix have pics and this is all word,...? i got no clue?
P.S These events i made are not real or based of games, events, stories, or anything that had happend, if your a tech gump and feel i made you to awesome ( for you, insulted you) in this speach comic things inform me wich one and i will remove it as the nice person i am.
If you don't know me... me and tech gump have a grudge fight kinda thing for aloung time...
not anymore but i think TG still hates me from trying to kill him a totle of 64 times, with and without rebbels, and also i hired the *.DarkBrotherHood.* ( there name copy of skyrim) to kill you still a fail.
