Welcome back RB!

[Ratburntro44]

Lopdo is a 37 year old man currently living in Slovak. He is married to a woman by the name of Olfa. He has 14 children all of which are girls.

OF COURSE we don't know lol.

Actually, I did my research. In 2 years, he will have a child with a woman he will never see again; in 5 years, he will be given a sex change by an insane doctor. Two years after that, he will travel back in time to become pregnant from himself. He then delivers the child to his "parents" in the past, and the child grows up to be him.

[Fangfallen]

Sounds accurate. Makes me wonder what you could possibly know about me...

[royalblue]

Sounds accurate. Makes me wonder what you could possibly know about me...

I'm sorry, who are you again?

[Ratburntro44]

Sounds accurate. Makes me wonder what you could possibly know about me...

In 3 years you win the lottery but accidentally leave the ticket on the floor of a gas station in Texas, where Royalblue picks it up to mail to the Illuminati.

[Fangfallen]

I would be Fangfallen.
Master of Annoyance
Friend of Foes
Ally to the Underdog
A Wolf.

[Ratburntro44]

For the record if anyone else wants to know their future I can tell them.

[royalblue]

I don't want to know, but what's my future?

[Fangfallen]

I'm imagining Rat with a crystal ball and too much eye makeup.

[Ratburntro44]

I don't want to know, but what's my future?

In 8 months the Illuminati makes you their leader. In 4 years you take over the world. In 8 years your empire collapses due to the actions of your alternate personality played by Brad Pitt. In 21 years you discover a portal between Slovakia and Australia and use it to sell Australian candy to kids in Slovakia, which you retire from doing 5 years later to cryogenically freeze yourself at the bottom of the Pacific Ocean.

[Fangfallen]

What is Autumnwolf17s future oh great One?