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Oh dear... I hate it when I get misinterpreted... I'm just a wolf!
Gee, now I feel all dirty, but trust me, I don't do... that...
Now you've put the dirty thoughts in my mind, I really try not to think about those awkward fetishes... Start with furries and then I'm thinking about pyrophilia and acrophilia and then the really, really, weird arachniphilia. I really should have phrased that better...
Just to make things quite clear, your assumptions are false. It was a thoughtless joke that I made as I looked at my avatars...
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