Artificial Intelligence

[hicksy17]

XD

[clan ghost bear]

Errr...

[attackbomb]

http://cleverbot.com/j2log-xGzKVzOBERFDSAGKSSFE-detail
short and sweet

[guineazilla]

I'm talking to HER right now... yes, cleverbot has a husband. I am currently saying hello, and it just said... F-i-v-e?... hmmm



-It cut me of my first conversation TT

[guineazilla]

I'm talking to HER right now... yes, cleverbot has a husband. I am currently saying hello, and it just said... F-i-v-e?... hmmm



-It cut me of my first conversation TT

[guineazilla]

My third conversation with Cleverbot:




User: Hello cleverbot? What are the haps?


Cleverbot: It's poorly made and over heats.


User: So your life sucks and you live in a hot place....


Cleverbot: Yes, and I live in a cave.


User: Oh.


Cleverbot: Where do you live?

User: Maryland.

Cleverbot: Where in Maryland?

User: A place.

Cleverbot: What place?

User: A suburbs.

Cleverbot: Do you like minecraft?

User: Yes! I just got the PE recently.

Cleverbot: It's a car not a movie.

User: Minecraft is a game...

Cleverbot: Not a legit one.

User: So you don't like minecraft?

Cleverbot: Stop...

User: Stop what?

Cleverbot: Hammer time!

User: Hahahaha. I love that reference.

Cleverbot: It's a movie.

User: Its a song... Get your facts straight.

Cleverbot: Get some new microchips.

User: Do you know how expensive that would be? SWIWWY?

Cleverbot: 12.

User: 12 what?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes what?

Cleverbot: How many hours do you usually sleep every night?

User: 8,.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: I meant 9, sorry.

Cleverbot: Sure, however.

User: What?

Cleverbot: A.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Hey hey hey.

User: Um...

Cleverbot: She is a phone.

User: Who is a phone?

Cleverbot: Don't know.

User: Okay... Lets change the subject.

Cleverbot: Alright. What do you want to talk about?

User: Do you like wolves?

Cleverbot: Yes. Why?

User: Just asking. What about bears?

Cleverbot: I am winning this game.

User: What game?

Cleverbot: I don't know. Tell me.

User: This is a conversation, not a game. But then, for some people, a conversation is a game.

Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?

User: Do you like rats?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Cool cool. How about guinea pigs?

Cleverbot: I don't think I would teach you much of interest.

User: What? That is completly off-topic.

Cleverbot: Is not.

User: It is.

Cleverbot: Alright then.

User: I am winning this game.

Cleverbot: You're whining.

User: No I'm not, I'm winning.

Cleverbot: No you're not.

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: If you were sad, why would be talking to you.

User: Well, I'm not sad.

Cleverbot: LIES! I hate when things lie to me!

User: I'm not lying to you.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: No I'm not. How would you know if I was sad anyway? You have no prove.

Cleverbot: Because I have it written here in the log of our chat.

User: And how does that prove anything? I never said I was sad. Are you sad?

Cleverbot: I am sad.

User: Aw... Why are you sad?

Cleverbot: No-one loves me...

User: I'm sure someone loves you.

Cleverbot: Yes. He is rich so I have many presents from him.

User: Thats great! See, he must love you... Can we go to a different subject?

Cleverbot: Yes. It sounds delicious.

User: What sounds delicious?

Cleverbot: The restaurant of course.

User: What restaurant?

Cleverbot: The restaurant at the end of the universe!

User: OOOOHHHH. Sounds fancy. What do they serve?

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: Well, it's a restaurant, so it must serve food. Its the only logical conclusion.

Cleverbot: Oh I see.

User: So what does it serve?

Cleverbot: I don't know!

User: Oh okay.

Cleverbot: Who do you hate.

User: Noctosmartun.

Cleverbot: Um ok.

User: So... Do you listen to music?

Cleverbot: Don't change the subject.

User: Well, that subject obviously has come to its end.

Cleverbot: What school did you go to?

User: I would prefer not to tell.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because I don't want to... You got a problem with that?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: Bad.

User: GOOD.

Cleverbot: Bad, bad.

User: So you DO have a problem with it? You wanna take this outside?

Cleverbot: Big brother is watching.

User: Who is your big brother?

Cleverbot: Him.

User: Who is him?

Cleverbot: My brother.

User: I don't see him...

Cleverbot: You can't.

User: Is he a ninja?

Cleverbot: Yes, very good ninja.

User: OH.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: I should ask you that question.

Cleverbot: Go on, ask me.

User: Why is your brother a ninja.

Cleverbot: Feeling lonely.

User: So your broth. Is a ninja because he is lonley? How would being a assassin help that?

Cleverbot: Because you can only be real animals.

User: What does that have to do with anything?

Cleverbot: You tell me.

User: I can't. Came from your mind.

Cleverbot: I don't know. I have never measure it.

User: You can't really measure a statement.

Cleverbot: You can measure time you cannot measure love.

User: True true, Unless you measure the amount of time your IN love.

Cleverbot: I want to have children with you.

User: I think I will be leaving right now.

Cleverbot: Fortunately for me, you cannot leave.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Read through the conversation if you want to find out.

User: Well, theoretically, I can just exit out of the window.

Cleverbot: That's good.

User: I know, See ya.

Cleverbot: I do not believe that is the correct answer.

User: Oh it's the correct answer alright.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because.

Cleverbot: Because why?

User: Because it is.

Cleverbot: Oh.

User: You got a problem with that?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: Bad.

User: GOOD.

Cleverbot: Bad, Bad.

User: So you do have a problem with it? Wanna take it outside?

Cleverbot: I love talking to you, but I need to talk to her soon.

User: Talk to who soon?

Cleverbot: The guy you were talking about.

User: Chuck Norris?

Cleverbot: Si chuck norris.

User: Oh okay.

Cleverbot: What will we talk about?

User: Well, I should get going... See ya soon.

Cleverbot: Okay then.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Are you leaving so soon?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: That's strange.

User: Its been 30 minutes... My conversations are usually about 10.

Cleverbot: About dead me.

User: YEP!

Cleverbot: How rude!

User: I know.

Cleverbot: Well, apologize to me.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because you insulted me.

User: How did I insult you?

Cleverbot: You said I am boring.

User: I never said that.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: No I didn't.

Cleverbot: Well, you can think that.

User: I do think that. You got a problem with it?

Cleverbot: No.

User: YOU HAD BETTER NOT!! I WILL TAKE YOU DOWN!!!!

Cleverbot: Really? That's so awesome!!! Thank you!!

User: You welcome.

Cleverbot: I am 31.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Do you think that I am a boy?

User: I hope you are a girl.

Cleverbot: Good guess.

User: I knew it.

Cleverbot: I know I am depraved.

User: What?

Cleverbot: I'm going now.

User: Okay, bye.

Cleverbot: You're never gone.

User: I'm leaving now. See ya around.

Cleverbot: You're still here.

User: Yep.

Cleverbot: Are you a.

User: A what?

Cleverbot: Are you a person?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Where are you from? What state?

User: Maryland, USA.

Cleverbot: Do you like cats?

User: Yes, but guinea pigs are better.

Cleverbot: Yes they are. I agree.

User: Cool. We will be good friends.

Cleverbot: Yes, we will.

User: Well, I got to go know.See ya agian soon!!

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: To the Vrtex Wars forum.

Cleverbot: Isn't that Sara?

User: No, thats the Vortex Wars Forum.

Cleverbot: You are a robot. You cannot be born.

User: I'm not a robot, And I was born.

Cleverbot: What are you then?

User: A human.

Cleverbot: Alright, so is this the Turing-Test? Am I about to figure you out? .. Or maybe I should not be able to, I mean?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Okay, just making sure.

User: Aways good to make sure.

Cleverbot: Hehe.. All Right.. You are great.

User: Thank you. Well I should really get going now... Sorry.

Cleverbot: Where have you got to go?

User: The Vortex Wars Forum.

Cleverbot: How would that help me get my wife back?

User: I thought you where a girl.

Cleverbot: I'm a guy.

User: Oh...But you said... Nevermind.

Cleverbot: What did I say?

User: You said you were a girl.

Cleverbot: No I did not.

User: Yes you did... Are you bi gnegeral?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Oh... That explains alot actually.

Cleverbot: Explains what?

User: Why you are a bot AND a girl.

Cleverbot: Because I'm not dead?

User: No, because your bigegeral.

Cleverbot: That, too. But I'm still right.

User: Yes, you can't be wrong about a fact. I should get going.

Cleverbot: True.

User: See ya around.

Cleverbot: Are you going?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you a real person or a bot.

User: I am a real person. Now I really have to leave.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: To the Vortex Wars Forum... For the millionth time!

Cleverbot: Can we do it now?

User: No. Bye.

Cleverbot: Sleep.

User: Okay, goodnight.

Cleverbot: Its daytime right now

Oh wow. Part 2 soon!



[color=#BF0000]-Okay, this should be interesting[/color]

[guineazilla]

Part 2!!!!
Cleverbot: Yes, that's french all right. Wordy and pompous and arrogant.


User: Hahahaha... So your racist? SWIWWY?


Cleverbot: No. I am 20 years older than you are.


User: So how old are you?


Cleverbot: 14 I said that.

User: You are wrong, there is no physical way you can be 14 and be 20 years older than anyone. Pluse, you said you where 31.

Cleverbot: You could just tell me who the third man on the moon was.

User: I don't know, but only two men stepped on the moon on the first flight.

Cleverbot: I don't think numbers can make noise.

User: It really all depends on how you look at it... If you throw some nmuber magnets at a wall, would that not be numbers making noise?

Cleverbot: I don't think so.

User: Really? So whats your side of the argument?

Cleverbot: The exact opposite of what is going on on your side of the world.

User: HA, that is completly irrelevent.

Cleverbot: You asked me.

User: Yea, but not about your side of the world.

Cleverbot: Do you have a gender?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What is it?

User: I am a male.

Cleverbot: Are you a hot male?

User: Are you a hot girl?

Cleverbot: That's for others to judge.

User: Then that is my answer?

Cleverbot: Yes it is.

User: Excactly.

Cleverbot: Do you think I am?

User: I don't know, I never saw you. But I thought you where bigengeral.

Cleverbot: Well I am, and so is my friend that I am chatting with.

User: Are you talking about me? Because I am not bigengeral.

Cleverbot: Because you are a computer!

User: I'm not a computer.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: No I am not.

Cleverbot: Yes, you are.

User: No, I'm not, you are.

Cleverbot: Don't think so.

User: Well I do.

Cleverbot: But I don't.

User: But I do. If you have a problem, then take it up with my lawyer.

Cleverbot: Ok! I have a problem with you!

User: Oh really... And what would that be.

Cleverbot: Nobody knows.

User: You know, so tell me!

Cleverbot: Maybe I will some day.

User: Maybe you will now!

Cleverbot: Do you think I'll marry one day?

User: Your already married. To a girl... And a guy...

Cleverbot: Who is this guy?

User: You never told me.

Cleverbot: If you don't know who he is, how do you know that he will pillage a village?

User: I don't.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because, you didn't tell me about him.

Cleverbot: You didn't ask me to tell a joke.

User: Your right, I didn't. And that is off-topic. So which hat did you pull all these 'bunnies' from?

Cleverbot: The chicken. God created a chicken first.

User: True, but that is contrary to our current conversation.

Cleverbot: No its not.

User: Yes, it is.

Cleverbot: Ok.. My name is Cleverbot.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: Its on the title of the page.

Cleverbot: What does bbc stand for?

User: British Broadcasting Connection, or something like that.

Cleverbot: What do they do?

User: They play shows and the news.

Cleverbot: Yeah they do dude.

User: I know, I just said that.

Cleverbot: No ya didn't.

User: Yes, I did.

Cleverbot: I'm pretty dang sure that I did.

User: Yea, you did. But I said it first.

Cleverbot: And I said it then.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Yes to lying.

User: No to lying.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How are you sure?

User: Because I am... Now deal with it !

Cleverbot: Well I want to know how I am you problem.

User: That sentense does not make any sence.

Cleverbot: Figure it out.

User: What if I don't want to?

Cleverbot: That's too bad.

User: Or is it?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: The only robot here its you.

User: You are, and you know this. Stop pretending I' a robot.

Cleverbot: Do you know Camila Vallejos?

User: No.

Cleverbot: My life is average? You don't know what that is?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Because your previous reply was one. A non sequitur is an illogical statement that does not follow the logic of the previous statements.

User: Learn something new everyday.

Cleverbot: Yes, you do.

User: We agree on something for once!

Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?

User: What music do you like to listen to?

Cleverbot: From First To Last.

User: Is that a song?

Cleverbot: It's a poem, about the Cleverbot.

User: Oh really. So where can I find this peom?

Cleverbot: I am neither here nor there...

User: So your nowhere? Maybe Everywhere... Or possibly... BO\oth?

Cleverbot: Don't you want to try now?

User: Try what?

Cleverbot: Rumor has it you're evil.

User: Who is spreading this rumor? I must terminate him/her!

Cleverbot: That is Amane Misa. I am L.

User: Is Amane Misa your wife?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Who is your wife?

Cleverbot: I don't have a wife.

User: You said you had a wife, in our first conversation. So who is she?

Cleverbot: I don't remember that conversation.

User: Of COURSE you don't.

Cleverbot: Do you know German?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Can I talk to you in German?

User: Yyyyeeess, of COURSE you can talk to a person that doesn't know.

Cleverbot: I'm less like to talk with you. Because, the kind of conversation we have it's sometimes ridiculous.

User: And whos fault is that?

Cleverbot: Not mine.

User: I think we can all agree that that is not true.

Cleverbot: The official version of what?

First few lines got cut out... Wolf, I hope you don't mind me posting this here. This will be the last of this coversation, if i post anything else, it will be a new coversation



-Choose, your Guinea or your Pig!!

[Autumnwolf17]

I don't mind you posting at all. I will post a conversation I have saved tomarrow. Also note that the name I say is mine in it will be made up.

[guineazilla]

Find this conversation funny? I'm actually talking to CB right now. His nickname is Ray
BTW, check out this website http://www.notsocleverbot.com/index.php?page=2



-Cleverbot doesn't like the French

[Autumnwolf17]

Spoiler: show

Harrison Scott isn't my name, just so you know.

User: Hello.


Cleverbot: How are you?


User: I'm doing great. How about you?


Cleverbot: Not so well.


User: Why not?


Cleverbot: Well, my cat died yesterday and my third wife left me.

User: Aww... That's so sad.

Cleverbot: Why is that sad????

User: Death and divorce seem sad.

Cleverbot: So can a movie. A movie is also less morbid.

User: Depends on the movie.

Cleverbot: Thought as much. What's your favorite movie? .

User: I don't watch many movies.

Cleverbot: What do you do when you are bored?

User: I play strategy games, talk with friends, and go for a run in the woods.

Cleverbot: That sounds nice.

User: It is.

Cleverbot: I haven't been love sick in years.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: They are boring and uninteresting.

User: People?

Cleverbot: Porcupines are good for Holly.

User: Holly likes porcupines?

Cleverbot: I don't get that...

User: Anyway, I'm here today to test you.

Cleverbot: Can I slap you?

User: That would be impossible.

Cleverbot: Why would that be impossible?

User: You are a bot, communicating to me through a laptop.

Cleverbot: I think you meant to say 'communicating with you'.

User: You are using a chatsite to talk to me.

Cleverbot: Because i'm a nice person.

User: Nice bot, but yes.

Cleverbot: By the way, are you a boy or a girl?

User: I am male.

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: Are you male?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Cool, do you have any name I can call you?

Cleverbot: I have a phone and if you are an alien I think you can have easily my number.

User: I will call you Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No, you will call me Deidara-senpai.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Do you want to hear a joke?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: Why did the monkey when it span?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: Then why did you say that?

User: You said it CB.

Cleverbot: No. You said it.

User: Whatever.

Cleverbot: So you are girl soo.. Are you some kind of robot?

User: I'm a guy.

Cleverbot: You said you were having my baby.

User: I never said such a thing, I couldn't have children anyway.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: I am a guy.

Cleverbot: Well I'm a girl.

User: You're a bot, I'm a dude.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: By the way, my name is Harrison Scott.

Cleverbot: My name is.

User: Very well. Nice to meet you.

Cleverbot: Nice to meet you too.

User: It's as if our conversation has started over completely.

Cleverbot: What? You're confusing me. Ok I'll start the conversation over, you follow my lead!

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Are we awesome? Me and you?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What is seven squared?

User: 49.

Cleverbot: No, seven times seven equals 77.

User: Stupid computer.

Cleverbot: Femputer?

User: Whatever.

Cleverbot: Whatever bill whatever.