Repost Joke Time

[royalblue]

Here's a poem I wrote about the WolfPack a while back.

TOO MANY WOLVES, a poem by royalblue

At first there was just Autumn
And that was fine and grand
But now I cannot count 'em
So here is my demand

You see, there's just too many
Of these puppies you create
And here I'm playing nanny
As you persist to mate

Oh, your howling for the moon
It's keeping me awake
And with more yowling coming soon
Much more than I can take

And so this holiday my lusts
Are not for gifts from stores
But rather that we 'trim' these mutts
Away from vortexwars

[Fangfallen]

I'm literally laughing so hard I am crying.

[jwl1000]

ok i edited my joke. i hope it makes more sense. please read it again and tell me what you think.

Here's a poem I wrote about the WolfPack a while back.

TOO MANY WOLVES, a poem by royalblue

At first there was just Autumn
And that was fine and grand
But now I cannot count 'em
So here is my demand

You see, there's just too many
Of these puppies you create
And here I'm playing nanny
As you persist to mate

Oh, your howling for the moon
It's keeping me awake
And with more yowling coming soon
Much more than I can take

And so this holiday my lusts
Are not for gifts from stores
But rather that we 'trim' these mutts
Away from vortexwars

that one is pretty good

[royalblue]

I'm literally laughing so hard I am crying.

Is that good?

[Fangfallen]

I'm not sure Royal I'm not sure... Where's a plush wolf when I need one? *Sniffs*

@Jwl, that is better.

[jwl1000]

As you persist to mate

best part

[royalblue]

Are we allowed to place other people's jokes here? Like from other sites? And are we limited to text?

[Fangfallen]

A blind man walks into a bar with his seeing-eye dog. He stands in the center of the bar, takes the dog by the chain, and starts swinging him above his head.

Everyone stops and stares. Upset about the way the animal is being treated, a patron runs up to the blind man and demands, "What the hell are you doing?"

The blind man turns toward the patron and says, "Oh, nothing, just looking around."

[jwl1000]

Are we allowed to place other people's jokes here? Like from other sites? And are we limited to text?

yeah sure. anything is good

[Fangfallen]

In that case all I have to do is post here since I'm the biggest joke of them all.