Congratz Norman Bates!

[Awesome400]

I think that won't be a problem for long

Now you look like a perverted cat. Yippee!

You never said it looked like a cat?

[hunter102321]

I wish i was 92.

[Awesome400]

I wish i was 92.

No you dont. Once you pass 60 you start getting not only older but slower and more cranky. So to sum it up you become a humongous douchebag who thinks they know everything just because you have lived about 50 years longer.

[hunter102321]

I wish i was 92.

No you dont. Once you pass 60 you start getting not only older but slower and more cranky. So to sum it up you become a humongous douchebag who thinks they know everything just because you have lived about 50 years longer.

Thats what im looking forward to!

[Awesome400]

I wish i was 92.

No you dont. Once you pass 60 you start getting not only older but slower and more cranky. So to sum it up you become a humongous douchebag who thinks they know everything just because you have lived about 50 years longer.

Thats what im looking forward to!

You are a weird person.

[Norman Bates]

You're all probably wondering how a strong, fit, and sexually active man like me can keep it all up for 92 years. Well gather round, children. It's story time.

I was conceived on the Titanic. After the iceberg was struck, my mother jumped off the boat and managed to swim out to a lifeboat. These waters also harbored a dangerous toxin; my mother was infected by it. This toxin caused me, who was just a little zygote by then, to take a whopping 8 years to develop inside the womb. What did I do with all that free time? I acquired extremely rare and dangerous nunchuks from the black market, and honed my martial arts technique. So by the time I was born, I was already able to benchpress about 250 lbs. So I left my mother and traveled the world, fighting top-notch ninjas and a couple challenges from Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris. All this fighting gave me quite the reputation with the women. So you know what that means, I must have at least 125 children all knocking about somewhere in this world.


So TL;DR, you people are all my children/grandchildren.

[Ratburntro44]

*bamm*

It's best to stop these pun strips before they get started.

Regardless, you seem too sure of yourself. That will one say bring you too a humiliating death.

Don't say "My immortality precludes that."

That's my line.