I know most of you dislike me so wanted to offer an olive branch. To do so i will give you some of top tips to help in your daily lives or failing that to lighten the mood of posts where im concerned.
So Ignore, report, spam, bait hell even add a few of you own.
Heres a few to begin
If you are over 10 metres in front of someone dont hold the door open for them. youre not doing them a favour youre just making them run.
A pair of oven mitts draped over your dogs back makes an ideal saddle bag
your pet can then carry items such as cans of beer (soda for younger players), phones, tv remotes etc
A ladder turned upsidedown can be used for climbing down off things.