Vortex Wars

Looks like the servers are acting up again.

I guess the servers couldn't handle me trying to play 3 days in a row.

This stinks, I was planning on leveling up today.

Hey guys, sorry for that, we'll check it asap and will let you know.

speedy wrote:Hey guys, sorry for that, we'll check it asap and will let you know.

I think it's cause I came back. Sorry about that.

Thanks for fixing it Speedy!

That's why they call him "Speedy."

I have always imagined Speedy to be like Scotty from the original Star Trek

Us: "Hey the server is down, can you fix it?"

Speedy: "It's impossible. I cannot do it. Way too complicated and not enough time."

Us: "But my life is over if it cannot be done. You have to do something."

Speedy: "There is no way. It's damaged beyond repair."

Us: "We need your help. Do something."

Speedy *Flips switch off and then back on*

Game working fine now....

Its more like a game boy sitting on Speedys roof with a coat hanger taped to it.

With VW Server written on the screen.

"Just gotta gimmie the old coat hanger, she'll be working brand new."

I've just cut the red wire, nothing else