Bad news so terrible its just bad.

[mattie]

GREAT JOB MAN!

[calleharnemark]

GREAT JOB MAN!

Kudos to you for bringing this back, Highlander.

[BeatlesFan]

I am so glad that I signed up for the lifetime subscription when the rates were low.

Love it - Great job!!!

[highlander]

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BaD NewS so TeRRible Its JusT BaD.
Its enough to drive you to drink.

This Weeks HeadLines ;
School Holidays :Should kids get a holiday or sent to Boot camp.
Trolls: Does everybody troll or just weak minded.
Wolfie:Autumnwolf17's disappearance, holiday or kidnap.
Tribune:The return of our leading contender may return.

Up-Date:The return of that hideous ogre looking demon from the depths of hell has returned.We asked Highlander how was his temp-ban and will he be going on anymore of these jaunts.Unusually without threats of disembowelment Highlander explained; that his ban was an enlightenment to be more sincere to his fellow gamers and KILL THEM ALL,hahaha.Chilling thought to those poor souls for unleashing such a monster.

NEWS;

School Holidays; An over extended excuse for teachers or a parents nightmare.Now parents can be free of this realm of darkness with the all new free BOOT-CAMP.We asked Colonel Mayhem for a quick interview but were declined gracefully and shown the camp exit by heavily armed 12yr olds.
Mr. & Mrs Notverybright a couple who have used the project before were exulted to see there sons go.The transformation is incredible , from lazy messy room can't be bothered internet boys to over willing helpful around the house.Only thing is there constant questions about our day and movements along with there nightly reports via Ham-radio to main base is worrying.But as long as there room is tidy we are happy and they are happy with there monthly trips to the nuclear plant where there father works.

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Parents don't delay send those brats now and get an obedient slightly watchful child in return.If this reporter could throw my neighbours kids in boot camp i would.

Trolls; Once an annoying trend has grown the last few months.Is a troll just an innocent player who can't get good placement or a twisted evil menance that enjoys ruining others game.There is no restriction on level either , used to be a troll was some low level out for the quick kill but now this reporter has seen level 28 and level 46 trolls.Growing trend or just mindless game play.

Remember Gamers, Killing a Troll a Day Keeps The Game Alive.

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(cough cough kicking them also works).

Wolfie; Where art thou,The chilling fact that one time spammer and extended poster has disappeared.Autumnwolf17 the leader of The Wolf-Pack has just simply vanished or vacation.When asking recently promoted second-in-command Fangfallen he felt uncomfortable and scurried away with tail between legs.This reporter suspects foul play as this one time absent player has risen several times within the community.Question is has Fangfallen kidnapped or worse disposed of WOLFIE. What a shocking report only time will tell but we are watching you Fang.

Tribune; WHY has our foe decided to return at this time,also notice the owner is Fangfallen.Has this tycoon of the community devilish schemed a plan.Our only hope lies with there Tea-boy _Funnyman_ who managed to food poison the entire staff last time, causing there closure.

This is Ken O'Brien wishing all great victories.




Please remember to all you political correct and grammar nazis , this is a joke not an opinion on how low you can game name me.
PS, WISHING ALL MY GAME NAMERS SUCCESS FOR MAKING ME MORE POPULAR AND THEMSELVES LOOK RETARDED LOSERS.

[>(FM)<]

Tribune; Our only hope lies with there Tea-boy _Funnyman_ who managed to food poison the entire staff last time, causing there closure.

I thought I got away with it.
I didn't know people knew.

But if the Tribune comes back I expect higher pay,
well, ANY pay will do.

[Autumnwolf17]

Wolfie; Where art thou,The chilling fact that one time spammer and extended poster has disappeared.Autumnwolf17 the leader of The Wolf-Pack has just simply vanished or vacation.When asking recently promoted second-in-command Fangfallen he felt uncomfortable and scurried away with tail between legs.This reporter suspects foul play as this one time absent player has risen several times within the community.Question is has Fangfallen kidnapped or worse disposed of WOLFIE. What a shocking report only time will tell but we are watching you Fang.

[Ryankill]

Tribune; Our only hope lies with there Tea-boy _Funnyman_ who managed to food poison the entire staff last time, causing there closure.

I thought I got away with it.
I didn't know people knew.

But if the Tribune comes back I expect higher pay,
well, ANY pay will do.

100% increase in pay

Spoiler: show

100% of nothing still nothing

[calleharnemark]

Tribune; Our only hope lies with there Tea-boy _Funnyman_ who managed to food poison the entire staff last time, causing there closure.

I thought I got away with it.
I didn't know people knew.

But if the Tribune comes back I expect higher pay,
well, ANY pay will do.

100% increase in pay

Spoiler: show

100% of nothing still nothing

You can get ryan though.

[Fangfallen]

The Tribune may or may not come back.
I also may or may not stop giving mixed answers.

[BeatlesFan]

The Tribune may or may not come back.
I also may or may not stop giving mixed answers.

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