highlander wrote:Sixth copy.
THE NEW VORTEX NEWS CHANNEL.
WHERE A TEAM OF PROFESSIONALS GET PAID TO TYPE CRAP.
(since when did we get paid)
Up-date:-TROLLS
Cute loveable lucky mascots or hideous monsters like john joe or worse.
This infection has spread and mutated to guests , once a peaceful shy creature has become a snarling beast.The spread of trolls across vortex world has troubled Admin,with little more than a bannishment sword, the trolls thrive .Admin sent for there greatest Warlock to the troll problem but yet the grey wizard Techgump has not answered.It only leaves a few warriors to stem this disease but one by one the warriors have fallen.
Up-date:-The eerie green plague has seemed to be halted for the moment , maybe these beasts only venture out during that dreaded time -The School Holidays .But be fearful warriors every term these beasts grow in number.Garlic, silver-bullets are of no use , the only weapon these beasts fear is day-light.So be watchful friends and watch the setting sun and the fog.
Up-date:-The Forum Tournement , 64 brave souls took to this challenge but as the Semi-Finals near closure only four will remain.Which four have endured the weeks of boredom and teeth-biting stress to reach this far.Asking the previous champion Ratburntro44 , its all to do with stamina and constant posts of depth and knowledge.These guys have all posted greatly but some have more depth and meaning to the poor souls that read it,but theres those that try so much that they break-down or just too much that they break the rules and spam it.There you have it from a great champ post and post good to win the forum championship but over post and your disqualified.We asked a player who wishes to remain anonymous, i really wanted that trophy but the urge over took me and i needed a post then another post but before i knew it i was posting 20 a day, some of my posts were just LOL and +1 anything to get a post.Sadly i got caught an disqualified , hopefully my deed will be a warning to future forum contenders post but be safe.
Up-date:-The long awaited K.O.Cup will it or won't it ever happen.Already delayed by vacations,measles,hang-overs and granny visiting.Will this new contest get under-way.Asking Ryankill he stated that things are in place now , clearly i'm up-set about the delays.When asked for a start he said Friday.Sadly out of the ten clans registered as clans only four submitted teams.This is shocking as Aboad2 cried so hard for his clans register and now can't get a one team of two players , so sad.
News-Flash:-Ms.Calleharnemark has broken her engagement with Justin Beiber.Asked why she broke her engagement Ms.Calleharnemark said clearly that twerp can't b###dy sing any more than i can.All this reporter can say is the hair looks great Cate.
Up-date:-We here at Bad News are sadden to close our competion for a new banner.We would have split that great prize with the only two enteries but our chief editor falsified the check then cashed the war-coins in and drank it all.Now its up to this reporter to legally recompense Mr.Lopdo's generous check of 5 war-coins , looks like i'll have to work another year at this desk to pay it back.
Well this is Ken O'Briensaying good riddance.
Remember killing a Troll a day saves vortex world.
PS: If offended i'll change or remove said made up statement , just pm me.
So... false. I don't even like JB. I hate him... otherwise good. That pic was so ugly... too much makeup to be me ... urgh.
