Vortex Wars

This is the Momma's Boys Clan Page

This Clan is CLOSED FOREVER - The following is preserved in its original form. No new members are allowed. What follows is history, not current information....

Anyone can join (as long as you are entertaining).

Simply mail a postcard to me (I won't post my address here - you know where to find me) and I will write your name, by hand, on a yellow post it note next to my Commodore 64 computer screen.

When my nephew comes over, he will update this page and add you into the members list.

Anyone who knows how to use the internet can also post to this page.

Members List:

ThatsMyBoy (Miss Congeniality 3rd Runner Up's Assistant 1962)

Royalblue (He is the oldest and in charge on Wednesday nights)

Mongooseiclon (Clan Co-Leader - Weekends only)

Autumnwolf17 (Royalblue's friend. We don't judge.)

Fangfallen (My biggest fan)

Hig (washed his mouth out with soap for cussing. Sitting in the corner for now)

Trane999 (Met him in the game and asked if we could be friends, then he killed me on two maps in a row - good to have friends)

Jonsteederi (Because - Sure...why not?)

TheDoctor (TheDoctor will see you now)

Foreign Exchange Students:

Aboad2

Special Needs:

jwl1000

Guests:

Guest77 (SpiderPig)

House Pets

>(FM)< (Neutered - Also has to wear one of those big funnel things over his head for the next three days)

Haters:

Neoexdeath

Former Members:

Ryankill (Clan Leader during the military occupation)

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Rules for joining:

ONE - Must agree to follow ThatsMyBoy's rules as shown below
TWO - No fighting as a clan in the game. This is a forum clan only
THREE - The only way to get kicked out of this clan is for you to post to this thread asking to be removed.
FOUR - Also when you turn 25. When you turn 25 you really should get a place of your own.
FIVE - You can be in as many other clans as you like and still be in this one. We will always want you no matter who your friends are. Just be careful out there.

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ThatsMyBoy's Rules (Must be followed by every clan member):

ONE - Clean up your own messes. There is no maid service around here.
TWO - Call your mother at least once a week. Sunday's are best for both of us.
THREE - Bed by 11 p.m., unless there is no school tomorrow. Then don't make too much noise out there.
FOUR - A card is not enough on Mother's Day. Try your best to show your love.
FIVE - Eat your vegetables. At least one veggie a meal, except breakfast. Breakfast is for bacon and eggs.

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(I have heard about spam and love it with scrambled eggs all mixed together. I will not share spam with you. If at any point no one posts to this thread for 30 days I will not post here again. It is up to you if this clan and thread live or die.)

Do any of you children have a better name for this club?

I like "Momma's Boys".

My nephew came up with ThatsMyBoy's Followers.

Your suggestions are welcomed.

And start signing up we are ready for members. You don't have to quit your old gang, just visit us around the holidays is fine. We will be sitting here waiting for your call. Just waiting.

Still waiting.

For your call.

Call.

*Calls ThatsMyBoy* Mamma's Boys is a lot better name.

If we're going with a kangaroo theme, you can always go with 'Momma's Pouch.'

Vortex_Master wrote:*Calls ThatsMyBoy* Mamma's Boys is a lot better name.

Now here is a young man who knows a good name when he hears it.

Do you wish to join our club?

Guest77 wrote:If we're going with a kangaroo theme, you can always go with 'Momma's Pouch.'

We are not going for a kangaroo theme, but various animals are welcome. I spoke briefly with a wild dingo dog earlier today and to my surprise he was a friendly beast.

Here is a reason we are not going for a kangaroo theme:





Would you like to be added to the members list?

royalblue wrote:Wow! Is it finally a clan offering me a forum job!?

If you are signing up we have two jobs for you.

1) Clean your room - company will soon be coming over and

2) As the oldest son, it will be your job to look after everyone else on Wednesday nights when I am out at bingo.

Do I wait on your postcard or have you signed up here? I am still not sure how the internet works.

royalblue wrote:Easy day, I'm in. This seems like good fun.

Why?

royalblue wrote:Easy day, I'm in. This seems like good fun.

Such a nice young man.

Remember boys - he is in charge every Wednesday from 5 to 7.

5 to 8:15 if I meet someone. I have to be in bed by 8:30.